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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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happy lunar new year!

SNAKE ATTACK

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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okay, but fr. i dont post much but anyone who needs it, will be safe with me.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you "The government wouldn´t do that!" Oh yes. they would.

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not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

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"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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playing infinity nikki is like:

“so there’s this big race war between the fluffy bunnies and the sparkle pixies over the nuke the fluffy bunnies have locked away in a train. you see, hundreds of years ago god died and the two groups both blame each other for it so they’ve been completely hostile to each other since.”

“nikki we need your help! pinchy the adorable crab has been torn to shreds by a monster! it’s a cover for the dream murderer going after the nuke we keep in our train. quick, get to choo choo station to confront the dream murderer and stop the brain death epidemic they’re spreading!”

“oh no our friend is bleeding out!!!! nikki hurry and go get some cotton and a fish so we can make bandages!”

“so i know you need to get on this train to get your friend life saving care but i don’t believe you’re a responsible person so have this fashion contest with me first”

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infinity nikki is like "here's RAGGY he's made out of RAGS and he's a silly little guy with big dreams! :D Because of his lower status in society he has been denied healthcare and opportunities despite being more capable than the ruling class that oppresses him." okay i wasn't expecting that...!

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prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

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I know I know “all of Sleep Token’s love songs are actually about toxic and unyielding relationships and the damage of yearning and should not be the goal” yes I KNOW

But try telling me “and no matter the cost of rain, I will shelter you all the same” on its own is not a beautiful line

I *KNOW* the context yes! But “darling I’m noticing your flaws, they’re exactly what I want.”

I am AWARE of the underlying themes but “you guide me in to safety and silence” and of course my beloved “let the tides carry you back to me”

Those brief moments of love in a single lyric amidst all the bullshit. That’s what keeps me up at night

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@cads-the-cat do they hit the spot? (iii is killing it!)

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does anyone wanna come over and play perverts with me