dont shoot
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wtf….I can’t even walk without tripping how she do that……
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me: truth or dare
ted cruz: truth
me: are y-
ted cruz: dare
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people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u
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Yea if you're a little bitch who's scared to look weak. Having moments of weakness are just a part of life.
You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.
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people who have perfectly straight teeth but never had braces
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
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can u believe…there are people…who get loved everyday…..by someone who truly cares about them and their wellbeing…and they dont doubt for one second that they’re loved….amazing
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me: I wonder what garfield thinks of mondays
me after seeing a garfield comic strip: haha, he doesn’t like them, that’s for sure
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ive finally finished vacuuming my shag carpet sure hope nobody gets it, dirty
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