Sham | 28 | Just trying to survive, one hyperfixation at a time | I’ve got a lot of opinions | | Lyrically Illiterate | multifandom mess (mostly hockey soz w a lil bit of everything else) |
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Mr Fischoeder barging into bob’s struggling family business to either demand for money or drag him into some questionably illegal nonsense after doing a line of coke that morning
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straight people who think anal is freaky gets me because its like. how do you think anyone who does not have a vagina bottoms? is all non cishetrosexual piv sex kinky to you by default? wait don’t answer that i already know the answer
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sorry had to share to this audience too
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HEATH LEDGER & JAKE GYLLENHAAL as Ennis Del Mar & Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain (2005)
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
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Adventure Comics #210 - “The Super-Dog from Krypton!” (1955)
written by Otto Binder art by Curt Swan & Seymour Barry
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#mav drew both Florida and the Habs fantastic#otter picking his hometown team is everything#big bichs’ lil ducky#I love my team#Dallas stars
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we should have been 17 and driving beater cars and sitting on the curb outside gas stations listening to third eye blind and stealing cable to tape the porn that plays on hbo at 3am and shoplifting magic cards together but instead we are tumblr mutuals
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Good to see you, Sham! Hope you're well. I'm up by ATL these days. If we get another chance at an NHL team in ATL, you're invited to go to a game with us for sure.
Hi!!!!! It’s been a long time!!! ATL is so exciting! That’s so nice to hear. I’m still here in the “sunshine state” (fighting that every day hurricane rain looool) :) I will definitely take you up on that if the opportunity comes for SURE☺️
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TIS MY BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE THE DALLAS STARS!!
thank you @chimpanxanny and @apleye I LOVE U GUYS!!!!
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“Some won’t appreciate you no matter how much you do for them. Release yourself. Go where you’re appreciated and understood.”
— Robert Tew
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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Oh damn
The network said it was purely a financial decision, and they're not replacing Colbert, they're just ending "The Late Show" in its entirety. But the article notes this...
I certainly damn well hope that there's just some financial troubles going on, and that they're not actually cancelling and censoring someone who's been a vocal Trump critic for the past decade. I haven't watched Colbert nightly in quite a while, but he didn't nearly play into the "both sides" bullshit as much as other late night hosts and Jon Stewart. I remember when he was doing the show from his house during the pandemic, which was fun to watch (that's when the audience got to see his wife, and found out they have a really cute dynamic, leading her to make guest appearances on the show for holidays), and I remember him just dragging Trump and the RNC to hell and back during the 2020 campaign. Even if there's nothing fishy about this cancellation, it's a shame to lose a consistent, vocal anti-Trump voice on mainstream television
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It’s gonna be such a good day when it happens.
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✨ a film for every year of my life ✨ | One Day (2011) dir. Lone Scherfig
Whatever happens tomorrow, we’ve had today.
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↳ NICO HISCHIER INTERMISSION INTERVIEW | NJD v. WSH | 1.3.24
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