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Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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[id: image of a meme saying
“Woman in pain: I’m in pain
Doctors:” an image of three prescription bottles labeled “drink less,” “yoga,” and “just breathe”
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English added by me :)
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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DWSA Slime Tutorials
99 Seat Theatre (2014): link Broadway (2015): link Broadway with captions by Queercateer (2015): [Act 1] [Act 2] The Wallies - show 1 (2015): link The Wallies - show 2 (2015): link
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reason for a snout is so you can stick your sniffer in areas, in order to get an accurate sniff. this was necessary back when god still hadnt finished the big jigsaw puzzle yet and there were unfilled crevices everywhere. end of chapter 4.
chapter 5: the smoothening of reality and decline of snouted beasts
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Art Noveau Furniture
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Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
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New rule everyone in the us is assigned a different Bible verse to be theirs. I'm tired of everyone signing their emails off with Joshua 24:15. Some of y'all are going to have to settle for a begat to hang on your wall alongside your "live laugh love" woodcut. Sorry
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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”
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More from Rigoberta Menchú:
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#i don't go here but she's beautiful
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DRAGON’S DOGMA II (2024)
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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