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Minecraft updates vs Terraria updates are so funny now. It's like going to the minecraft store is like "heres the burger, and i know you voted for fries as your side but more people wanted pickles. Also we're changing our policy so you have to eat it with a spoon. See you in half a year for a second burger"

Where Terraria is "ok so you want a burger? Got it boss, fries? sure, oh want ketchup? can do. Yeah it'll take a bit of time but we'll get you a corn dog. Cake? why not that sounds great. Oh we're donating todays profits to charity btw. Want anything else with your order?"

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I think if a landlord dies then all the people occupying their houses should automatically get ownership

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Terraria is the most parralel play ass videogame.

"I'm furnishing the house what are you doing?"

"I'm travelling to the edge of the continent what are you doing?"

"I'm digging a pit to hell what are you doing?"

"I'm smashing altars that contain untold evil what are you doing"?

*Screaming heard followed by 'Player has been spaghettified by Blue Slime'

[idontlikejazzsonowitsmyname]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

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Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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all these retro style games that are like "NO tutorials NO handholding" apparently forgot about the little books that used to come with your game that detailed all the mechanics, controls, special moves, lore, maps, collectables, means of unlocking additional content, character bios, etc

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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Can somebody link me to that one post about the gay writing promot where one fiance forgets the cat, who is the ringbearers name.