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I come to your house uninvited and eat your gnocchi.

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Nothing beats cropdusting your coworkers.

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I am at my Lois

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I am at my Lois

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Let’s all collectively cast a spell on someone. Everyone cast erectile dysfunction! Go!

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What your fav’s subway order?

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Fujoshibob yaoipants

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GYATT! *Said in the inflection of a surfer dude checking out something totally gnarly*

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No one ever did this to you. You’re making this up for notes.

i dont like that i was the first person someone called to ask "does angel dust have boobs" and i dont like that i knew the answer

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The only things I know about Michigan is Detroit, Flint, and the handful of serial killers from there.

Michigan is a bum ass state

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Man I’m humping the fuuuuuuck outta my mattress

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Oh my god I NEED a milkshake.

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Oh my god I NEED a boyfriend.

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Oh my god I NEED a girlfriend.