REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.
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Rapperman
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at the zoo
Farah: So what are they in for?
Detective: What? This isn’t a prison. They're animals, not monsters.
Farah: So they can leave?
Detective: Well, no-
Farah, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.
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Can’t control Hulking Out
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Source: The Funniest Tweets of the Decade
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Hamilton
Burr: Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?
Lafayette: Usually only 3 or 4 bites
Burr:
Burr: Why do I even bother
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the difference between 2016 and 2019/2020.
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Don’t You Love When News Corporations Imply Not Wanting To Be Consumed By Your Job Is A Fad
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florida boy
florida boy
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