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“drank too much coffe so i can’t sleep. yet too eepy. ouroboros.”
-A player having gotten off a grueling retail shift and explaining why they’re not coming to session
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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️
Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.
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anybody know what to do with it all
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straight up not only is moralizing appearance shitty because people in your life will find out that you think they're ugly, it's also a suuuuper easy stepping stone to racism because a lot of features the zeitgeist deems "ugly" are features often found in marginalized groups.
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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make
Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?
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I know you meant flashlights, but every time someone says torch, I can't help but imagine them taking out a legit wood and fire torch like cavemen in space.
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Something tells me that blood-covered horses running through the streets of London is a bit of an omen. Next you'll be telling me the ravens have left the Tower of London
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I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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video: several tiny, baby wizards, (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats and cartoon smiley faces) running circles around a much larger adult wizard. the song "the world revolving" by toby fox plays loudly. (a rotoscoped edit of this post). end ID.
THE WIZARDS REVOLVING
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Dear people living on your own for the first time:
Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before
Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.
“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.
Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.
Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)
You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.
 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.
If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.
Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good
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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism
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the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing
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