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Why is it real and why does it exist

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Ace: *eating riddle’s tart*

Riddle: Ace, what are you doing?

Ace: uhhh, DRUGS!

Riddle: YOU WHAT! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

Deuce: so yeah this is the reason ace is collard

Yuu: Ace, you are the dumbest person I know, which is impressive because I live with Grim.

Grim: HEYYYY!

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Yuu just arriving in Twisted Wonderland

Yuu: *looks around and sees students with ears and tails*

Yuu: f-kking furries everywhere

Random student: what the h-ll is a furry?

(Based on the fact that when I first saw jack I called him a furry)

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What should have happened with the magicam monsters

Grim: Okay, what now? We gotta do somethin’, right?

Yuu: I have an idee!

Yuu: Lilia, how much can you cook before the people are coming again!

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Imagine that for one weird reason Yuu is able to eat Lilia’s food and likes it and than one day Yuu just ask for seconds

*Yuu eating at Diasomnia*

Malleus: You don’t have to eat it child of man.

Sebek: YEAH HUMAN!

*Yuu finishing the plate*

Yuu: Can I have seconds?

*Everyone staring*

Lilia: Sure.

Random student: This child is a monster.

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Crowley: Yuu there seems to be a bit of trouble in the dorms can you please check it out.

Yuu: Sure 500 thaumarks.

Crowley: Wha-

Yuu: Sir, if I’m going to fix all of your problems you might as well pay me.