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happy april 13th !!

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discuss

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When did u stop posting space orcs stuff …. And only reblog this stuff

I still post writing but it keeps getting shadowbanned so followers don’t see it. No clue why

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Happy Almost Christmas everyone!

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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holy shit

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tiktok can’t outdo the doer

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people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

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Allow me to introduce you to my religion

Douglass D Shark, my holy fish, the wetness in the dark of my life

My cult will grow in time, a mighty cult of all Jax's.

The official cult discord will rise soon enough. But for now if you know of a fellow Jax, or At least a Jack, Jackie ect. Tag them to allow Doug's influence to spread upon the superior Jax race

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Stories??? Are u not writing any more?

I still write? Never really stopped

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Is reading cursive writing your superpower?

Join a special transcription challenge featuring Revolutionary War Pension Files!

Image description: One half of image is a form from a Revolutionary War pension file, filled out in cursive writing. The other side says "can you read this? Help us transcribe pension files of the first veterans of the US military." There's the same link as in this post, and the National Archives logo.

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So I see there are a bunch of Reddit refugees flooding to tumblr because something happened on Reddit. As somebody who’s been where awhile let me give you some advice. Leave. Your kind isn’t wanted here. Go to twitter you fucking Mongs. Die.

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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