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nightwing just tried to go through my window but was blocked by the menorah :/ happy hanukkah i guess #imtellingbatman

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I was reading a few nights ago and at around four in the morning red robin drops in and starts yelling and says that he wants to know how i stay up so late without coffee cuz hes been watching me? I said it was secret. Then I gave him some peppermint bark and sent him away. Then he came back with spoiler, orphan and bluebird and told me they wanted the recipe. and thats how i ended up making peppermint bark with the batkids. shouldn't the be patrolling? #imtellingbatman #imteachingthemcookiesnow

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so batgamers i haven’t gotten any asks for this blog in a while but if i did $3-5 commissions for art (headshots probably, but full or half body sure) would anyone want to commission me? here’s an example of some of my artwork

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Hey all. I’ve seen people doing this with fanart and I can’t draw for shir, so I thought I’d give this a try.

Send me a screenshot of a donation to one of the organizations in the post pinned at the top of my blog, and you’ll have the choice of me writing you something or me beta-ing one of your works.

$2 will buy 1000 words for either option. So I’d either write you a 1000 word piece or beta 1000 words of your own writing.

I will NOT write or read anything with smut/explicit sex scenes. And obviously nothing with incest, pedophilia, etc. Anything else is on the table. I’ll write anything but the fandoms I’m most involved in are DC Comics, Critical Role, and Star Wars. I’ll also take requests with OCs, with the understanding that I might need some information from you about them! If I write you something, you’ll automatically get one free edit where I can change anything you want fixed. If I beta something for you, you get one free re-read where I’ll look over any changes you’ve made. I’m happy to continue working on a project after that, but please understand that I can no longer make it a priority.

You can send screenshots to me at batbrat735@gmail.com . I’ll work with you from that address to fill your requests!

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it’s been like a year since i mentioned this but i’m finally making some progress on my tim drake song... stay tuned in the next few weeks/months

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Ok that does it. This is the fifth time I have come home to find RR passed out on my balcony #imtellingbatman #imaparentnow #redrobinisnowmychild #idontcareifhealreadyhasafamily #minenow #somebodyhastotakecareofthispoorchild #idontcarethathesolder #mysonnow

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so my apartments balcony is basically 90% pot plants 5% cat bowls & litter tray plus one(1) chair for me to sit in right? so one minute im working on an essay for class and the next half of my plants have been stolen by poison ivy to help escape red hood who was yelling "lets go lesbians" at full volume while black bat and spoiler followed behind him #imtellingbatman #thinkisawnightwingrecordingthem #alsoredrobinjustfelldownthefireescapenexttome #thinkhewassleeping #bigfforredrobin

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i can’t believe tim forgot his own birthday in canon and THAT’S not the fandom-wide joke with him. or the multiple times he fell asleep while on dates. or the fact that he likes to fight crime while skateboarding. you know?

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I was talking to my cousin about my brief interactions with both RR and RH and I told her “Batman really needs to control his kids” and she just laughed at me and said “It’s amusing that you think he can control his kids, trust me that man gave up after he took in RH” I’m still #tellingbatman

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#imtellingbatman his girlfriend stole my cat! She brought her back but still. She had a note tied to her tail that said “sorry, thought she was a stray. Reminded me to steal one of those things that reads microchips though”

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Quick update in regards to RR; RH just broke into my apartment and just yeeted the still sleeping RR out the window coffee tumbler and blanket included, siblings definitely siblings. #imtellingbatman

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I got home from my cousin’s and found RR passed out on my balcony, I had to drag him inside so he’s now asleep on my couch with a tumbler of coffee waiting for him. Should I be concerned about his sleeping schedule, is this normal? I just moved here from Vegas. Come get your child #Imtellingbatman

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hey people! what are stuff you like seeing in batman/fam fanfic?

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rosetherandomreblogger said to imtellingbatman:

Update: he came back with the little Robin and they both made notes. Both are apparently VERY into the Tales of Arcadia. Eh. Glad they’re not telling me to stop writing my self-insert.

So, I was writing fan fiction plots in my journal I have specifically for writing, and Nightwing swooped in, skimmed what was on my page, took my pen, wrote a note, then dropped it as he just swung back out. His note wrote “kill cringe culture, not your antagonist.” #imtellingbatman make your kids behave!

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why don't you tag characters anymore?

there was a time when i would get many submissions in a row, so i stopped tagging characters individually to not clog the feeds of people who follow those tags :~)

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So, I was writing fan fiction plots in my journal I have specifically for writing, and Nightwing swooped in, skimmed what was on my page, took my pen, wrote a note, then dropped it as he just swung back out. His note wrote “kill cringe culture, not your antagonist.” #imtellingbatman make your kids behave!

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#imtellingbatman can you tell your kids to continue making tik toks on the building across from my apartment? Who needs tv when i can watch them making funny videos? It makes my night.