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*anything with a suspicious red splotch or streak on a white background *

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Coming back 2 this blog feels like walking back into an auditorium that's already cleared out

I walk onstage and say hey I'm still here and my tits are massive, someone packing up their things gives me a thumbs up, and I live off that validation for the next week

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Poor people being able to afford healthcare treatment at the expense of hedge fund managers crying on the floor is simply the best thing happening in the world today

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My favourite ship dynamic 🤩

Edit: PS if you wanna draw over this with your OTP go ahead, just make sure you credit me (link this post) if you upload it anywhere!

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so we’re all in agreement that harry from when harry met sally 1989 is bisexual right

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Kellyanne Conway just fucking leaked her 16 year old daughter’s nudes on twitter.

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ACAPELLA. There will never be another Marvin Gaye.

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VINTAGE COCA COLA BEAR HUNTING KNIFE  | LISTING

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my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

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ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

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Imagine mocking a language when all you can speak is English

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pick two

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OSHA requirements for anime girl thigh highs to ensure they don't cut off circulation.

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Man why the fuck are actors getting the vaccine already lol I hate rich people