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HE WOULDNT

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Die harder stupid bitch

In Cars (2006) Lightning McQueen loses his limbs and bleeds on the track. This is very graphic for a kids movie.

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She should be calling him “Incel.”

Sally + Calling Lightning “Stickers”

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A happy place until a certain red bastard came along...

Radiator Springs, a happy place!

(from Walt Disney World's Art of Animation Resort)

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Bootlicker McQueen

Lightning: I thought you said there was nothing illegal about this!

Mater: And I thought you understood I was lying.

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Let him drink waffles in peace you fucking incel

Lightning: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Mater, sipping waffles: Why?

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Too bad he doesn’t have incel insurance because he sure could use it.

I know the solution to the age-old question: does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

He would probably have both, and health insurance.

If McQueen gets in an accident and he’s at fault, he pays for damages to property and the other vehicle or vehicles with car insurance.

If he needs an oil change, a new tire, or other maintenance, he uses his health insurance.

If he is completely destroyed and cannot be repaired, his next of kin get life insurance money to pay for his funeral.

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Wake up Incel, it’s only a dream. HA!

smorch

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He stares but he can never touch

mclevi confession

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Why doesn’t my wife love me anymore

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If only

Remember when everyone thought McQueen was going to be brutally killed in Cars 3?

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Fire... Burning in hell

is that grass or fire? idk why don’t you just mind your own business

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Lightning McQueen will never find this blog, hrs too busy getting rawed by Mater

Are you mad because Lightning mcQueen gets more pussy than you 

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As an incel Lightning Mcqueen probably enjoys anime.

a healthy dose of mclevi for the baby chicks (that’s you)

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Having sex in a lightning Mcqueen bed just to flex on him... I like it.

@uncutcarlisle

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Yes.... two incels in one.

kerchoooooo

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Your dad has the right idea. He should go to Incel rehab.

My dad, like a depressed crow crossed with Eeyore: kachow

Me: wtf

My dad, in the same voice: Lightning McQueen goes to rehab