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Brinker: If I were in the tree I simply would not have fallen

Leper: Bro, Finny was in there and got the limb jounced out from under him. Not worth it

Brinker: Rip to Finny, but I’m different

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Gene, yelling: Brinker! Brinker!!

Finny: Brinker Hadley!!

Gene: How many Brinkers do you think there are at this school?

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Gene: I may say “fuck school,” and my god do I mean it, but I’ll cry if I get a damn B

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Gene: Finny, I think you should play the role of my father

Finny: I don’t wanna be your father

Gene: That’s perfect! You already know your lines

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Gene: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself

Gene: I’ve only known Finny for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Did I check this book out from the library just because it made me think of a separate peace? Yes, yes I did

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Brinker: I am lost for words!

Leper: Despite being lost for words, Brinker yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes

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Brownie: Let me get this straight

Leper: More like let me run this BI you

Gene: Let’s see how this PANS out

Brinker: Hopefully we’ll ACE this

Finny: ...

Finny: I’m gay.

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Gene: *sneezes*

Finny: Are you sick?? Here, let me wrap you up in a blanket and make you some warm soup. You poor thing :(((

Brinker: *sneezes*

Finny: Oh my God shut the fuck up

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i think i went overboard. i literally liked everything. but i’m just happy to see all of it cause it’s all funny

Seeing all the likes in my activity feed made my day though so don’t feel bad or anything! I actually thought my tumblr was glitching when I saw 99+ activity for this blog and was so happy to see it was actual actitivity!!

Hope you enjoyed the quotes cuz there’s more where that came from lol

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Brinker: Gene, do you have a bag I could borrow?

Gene: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Brinker: Literally all you had to do was say no

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Brinker: I’ll go for a walk somewhere I’m appreciated!

Gene: That’ll be a long walk

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This blog hit 200 followers today and.... wow it’s honestly unbelievable at this point! Thank you all for your continued support! I hope I can keep this blog running for a long time into the future :)

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Gene: When I’m stressed I like to go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what “is” and “is not” a “chair

Finny: Okay babe, whatever you say

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Finny: Gene, what did I tell you about comparing Brinker to the Devil?

Gene: That it’s offensive to the Devil?

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Gene: Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

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Gene: I can’t compete with you physically and you’re no match for my brains

Finny: You’re that smart?

Gene: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Finny: Yes

Gene: Morons