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jihoon: that's impossibile, doyoung doesn't have a crush on me

yedam: yes he does

hyunsuk: yes he does

junkyu: yes he does

doyoung: yes i do

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jihoon: you know, that feeling when you're feeling angry

doyoung: what feeling

jihoon: anger

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doyoung: the stars are beautiful tonight

jihoon: yea

doyoung: you know who else is beautiful?

jihoon: *blushing* w-who?

doyoung: jennie sunbaenim

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doyoung: you know that voice in your head that tells you you're doing something kinda wrong?

jihoon: you mean the one that sounds like hyunsuk?

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jihoon : bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

doyoung : jihoon, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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hyunsuk: jihoon isn't answering his phone

doyoung: I'll call him

yoshi: we tried ten times, i think he's bus-

jihoon, over the phone: hello?

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dohoon texting

jihoon: i'm mad at you

doyoung: why?

johoon: first of all you just ignored my dog dressed up as Santa, so fuck you. Secondly,

[jihoon is typing...]

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satan: hey, i bought your soul last week-

jihoon: no returns

satan: please it's annoying me

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doyoung: i don't like jihoon

junkyu: you are literally making him a valentine's card right now

doyoung: what makes you think so?

junkyu: the fact that you're writing on a heart shaped card "i love you jihoon, be my valentine"

doyoung:

doyoung: if you speak you're dead

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jihoon: i had a fight with doyoung yesterday. I told him to take what's his and leave the dorm

mashiho: oh, and what did he do?

jihoon: he picked me up and left

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hyunsuk: and what do we say when we cause trouble?

doyoung: it's jihoon's fault

hyunsuk: ye-

jihoon: nO

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doyoung: and what do we say when we make a mistake?

jihoon: i'm too good looking to take responsabilities

doyoung: nO

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*doyoung's birthday*

hyunsuk: happy birthday dobby!

doyoung: thanks! but where is jihoon?

hyunsuk: he has a gift for you

doyoung looking at a giant box: he's in there right?

hyunsuk sighing: yes...

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*in court*

doyoung: he tried to kill me, your honour

judge looking at jihoon: anything to say in your defence?

jihoon: in my defence, there was a cockroach on him, your honour

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doyoung: you sure you're 21? because you look like 5

jihoon: and you sure you're single? because you look like my future boyfriend

doyoung:

doyoung: smooth

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jihoon as elsa: who said a princess have to be with a prince? I already found myself someone

doyoung as snowwhite holding jihoon hand: :)

mashiho as spongebob: you know, they don't really fit in the same story let alone the same historical period so technically this is-

jihoon: sponges don't talk

mashiho:

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hyunsuk: what are you gonna be for halloween?

jihoon: Jason Voorhees!

asahi: oh cute

doyoung: jihoon

asahi: doyoung please no that's scary!