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Ghost: You want some tea?

Soap: Oh, say it again slower and with your pants off…

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Soap: You don’t have to be strong all of the time. You can lean on me too.

Ghost: [rests his head on Soap’s shoulder]

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Alex: Who is the more clingy one?

Soap: [sitting on Ghost’s lap with arms wrapped around his neck and face buried into his chest]: Ghost, obviously.

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Soap: [smiles]

Ghost: [puts on sunglasses]

Ghost: I didn’t know there were two suns.

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Laswell: You should do what you love.

Soap: [looks at Ghost and winks]

Laswell: You know that’s not what I meant!

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Ghost: Is that your hand on my ass?

Soap: It was an accident.

Ghost: Johnny, your hand is still on my ass.

Soap: It’s still an accident.

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Soap: I got a question for you.

Ghost: Okay.

Soap: Do you ever think about the future?

Ghost: Sure I do.

Soap: Yeah, am I in it?

Ghost: Johnny, you are it.

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Soap: You’re so great. I love you.

Ghost: What did you say?

Soap: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.

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Soap: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Gaz: Ghost said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Soap: The reasons are PERSONAL!

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Ghost: Make the plan, execute the plan.

Soap: Expect the plan to go off the rails.

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Soap: Are you flirting with me?

Ghost: What? [scuffs] No.

Soap:

Ghost: But would you be interested if I was?

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Price: What are you grateful for?

Soap: Ghost’s di-

Price: [glares]

Soap: -eeeeelightful personality.

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Ghost: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.

Soap: See you get a full 8 hours of sleep.

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Soap: I know I’ve been talking about Ghost all morning. But another thing I love about Ghost is, he just gets me.

Gaz: Can he come get you right now?

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Ghost: Finding you again was the second best thing that’s happened to me.

Soap: The second? What was the first one?

Ghost: Meeting you.

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Soap: Simon, I’m in love with you.

Ghost: You’re also drunk.

Soap: I can be both.

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Alejandro: [stabbing the air between Ghost and Soap]

Soap: What are you doing?

Alejandro: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Shit, it isn’t working.