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incorrect league of villains
hawks and geten are league members no I don't take criticism | like 90% of this account’s appeal is in the tags | personal blog @azumasoroshi | pretty much dead acc but ill return when dabihawks becomes canon lol
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Dabi, on the phone: Hey, uh. Can i have 1.5 million yen?
Sako: Why do you need 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: For an escape room.
Sako: What kind of escape room costs 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: :)
Sako: [hangs up] Spinner, get the VAN
#incorrect lov#sako atsuhiro#mr compress#when was the last time HE appeared in the manga#was it with geten#smh i miss my morally questionable weird uncle/gone for milk dad/wine aunt/soccer mom#dabi
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Twice: Do you like my outfit?
Dabi: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Twice: D-Dabi!
Dabi: No, I need your chair. Get up.
#incorrect lov#hey remember when twice was alive#it was supposed to be hawks instead of twice but this feels like a canon interaction btwn dabi and twice#dabi#bnha twice#bubaigawara jin
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Ochako: Hi, I'm Ochako! And you are?
Toga: not as straight as i thought i was, apparently
#incorrect lov#hey remember when horikoshi made the internet explode with doomed yuri and mfs were reading all 300 chapters just to get context#what a fucking legend#it wasnt even queerbait like that was just queer and it was amazing???#like wow holy shit#toga himiko#uraraka ochako#dude what were the order of my tags before. i deadass cant remember#did i not have a consistent last name first name or vice versa ordering#helppppp
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Dabi: Watch in amazement as I flawlessly switch from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere 0.72 seconds.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
#dabi: so whose funeral are we at anyway#hawks: that’s oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭#dabi: i think there’s room in that coffin for one more
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Hawks: Taco cat backwards is still Taco Cat.
Sako: I don't know what to do with this information.
Twice: Dog food lid backwards is Dildo of God.
Sako: …I don't know what to do with this information either.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
#picturing this in the place of dabi's black speech bubble lmfao#dabi in a kobeni scream: I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEE#hawks: NOOOOOOOOOO#dabi: what are you actually upset about that#hawks: well not as upset as i would've been if you'd revealed my tragic backstory#dabi: you'll be cancelled on twitter either way#hawks: you WISH. my oomfies would kill you#dabi: your what#dabihawks
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Dabi: I can’t fucking stand you.
Geten: You don’t have to stand, there’s a chair right there.
Dabi, sitting down: Fuck you.
#did i make a post about the geten reveal#if not. here you go#i think the beef between these two becomes a thousand times funnier when you realize that they're like super distantly related cousins#i think i had a really funny fanfic idea about the himura family trying to continue their inbreeding thing with dabi and geten#and dabi being in love with hawks and geten being in love with power are both extremely opposed to this#cant remember where i put it though ugh maybe it's on my general fandom acc#EDIT: I FOUND IT https://www.tumblr.com/azumasoroshi/715735885213220864?source=share#you have no idea how long i had to spend searching for that#went through my account and looked for geten (it was not there for some reason)#then aphro's account and looked for geten#then this account for geten#and finally went to one post about geten and found it was in april 2023 and looked through my archive for all posts in that time period#jesus christ#if anyone knows how to make my mainblog (this acc) into my sideblog and vice versa without deleting everything that would be cool
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Sako: Okay, why don’t we all share something about ourselves? Tomura, you first.
Tomura: I regret a lot of things.
Dabi: I have more bags under my eyes than I do personal belongings.
Geten: I still don’t know whose skull I found.
Skeptic: I will one day erase my enemies with science.
Sako: Great bonding, everyone! We'll do this again tomorrow.
#incorrect lov#hell is realizing gojo and geten are both white haired pretty boys with power complexes and long eyelashes that have unprocessed trauma#and realizing i was obsessed with both of them#the way khoi dao called geten an ice princess and ive seen at least 2 fics calling gojo the same thing#and also geten's name being one letter off from getou#wait geten as stsg lovechild confirmed#megumi is on one end of the stsg lovechild spectrum and geten is on the other#sorry im stsgpilled#anyway#sako atsuhiro#shigaraki tomura#dabi#geten#bnha skeptic
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Toga: I made a marshmallow Tomu-chan!
Toga: See? His arms are crossed because he’s upset at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. But they still love him.
Toga: Do you like it?
Tomura, choking up: It’s okay.
#incorrect lov#i have done more research. tomura is perfectly fine in the manga i see#im trying to figure out whether she drew a face and stick arms on a marshmallow#or if it's like an actual figurine made of marshmallows#not sure which one would be funnier#shigaraki tomura#himiko toga
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oh my god i COULD write a league college au now that i am Of Age
so first of all dabi is a mechanical engineering major who works in a combustion lab and hawks is an aerodynamics engineer and they fight for the comfiest couch in the engineering library and end up falling asleep on each other because neither wanted to yield their spot
and uh oh why does dabi look kinda cute when he's asleep and why does hawks look better when he's not acting like the smartass he is
alternatively dabi is a med student and endeavor is like "dabi you NEED to be a doctor like me" and dabi is dying from organic chem
the league 100% would be the type of assholes to hide pencils around the dorm basement at 3 am and loudly fight each other to find them (because that is what Ghost Boy's friend group was doing when i said they were playing tag)
tomura is cs + game design major, toga is public health major, spinner is sociology, twice is personality psychology major, magne is physics, geten is chemistry, skeptic is electrical engineering, giran is an advisor for the business department
sako is dabi's tired combustion lab supervisor and linguistics minor and kurogiri is the bartender at the bar they all frequent + a phD student in meteorology, ujiko is the professor of mortuary science
lady nagant is a law student and chisaki is a med student
Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
#incorrect lov#i think this counts?#'incorrect league of villains owner why are you making an influx of bnha content after two years of radio silence'#well you see. my friend dared me to stop making satosugu content for a month#and my brain is literally going insane even though im still allowed to read fics/see art of them#so my obsessive tendencies have turned to literally anything else that i do or listen to or think about#learning japanese? obsessed. writing my book? obsessed. hamilton soundtrack? obsessed.#rereads some of my old bnha quotes on a whim? obsessed.#anything to get the itch to create stuff out of my head lmao#kaina was gonna be a med student and chisaki was gonna be criminology but chisaki is germaphobic#and like. doctors sterilize literally everything so i think he'd thrive as a med student#i mean you could associate his quirk with biochem and orgo too so like yeah he'd be great#also i realize this is like. tangentially related to the reblog but tomura is absolutely the guy switching between cs and rhythm games
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Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
#gonna be so incredibly fr with you i have NO idea what he looked like#such is the life of college basement dwellers#existing in depraved solidarity#not incorrect quotes#there's a certain set of people who i always see in the basement#it's this one guy who ghosted me on the first day of college and his giant friend group that plays tag at 3 am#im convinced he doesnt sleep bc i walked down there at 5 am and he was looking at tiktoks with one of his friends like DUDE#and this one guy who always alternates between doing cs and playing rhythm games#and this one girl who sits on the comfy couches and vibes#and that other guy ig#usually there's a group of guys who dont understand the concept of an inside voice but they werent there that night god bless
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Tomura, taking off Father: See this face?
Tomura: Take a good, long look.
Tomura: Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
#incorrect lov#my note was 'i feel like he's talking to chisaki'#top ten quotes that Sure Did Age#i think i know the deal of what happened with him and chisaki#and like. wow. honestly? top tier foreshadowing#cant believe bones fucking REMOVED!! THE IMPORTANT SCENES!! THAT FORESHADOWED IT#but well what else is new#shigaraki tomura
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Tomura: Have to stop saying "How am I going to kill my way out of this one?" every time shit goes down.
Tomura: At least not out loud.
#incorrect lov#tomura: oh mon-chan we're really in it now#help one of the guys who's been in the basement with me for the past four hours just walked past me as i typed that#and saw my only open pages being tumblr and discord#bro knows my ass was Not Working oh man#im not a true all-nighterer#shigaraki tomura#i missed my boy
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Tomura: Being a villain is easy. It's like riding a bike.
Tomura: Except the bike is on fire.
Tomura: And you’re on fire.
Tomura: And everything is on fire.
Tomura: You're in hell.
#incorrect lov#now this one is definitely accurate to the recent chapters#i feel like ive already used this quote for either dabi or compress but like. ehhhhhhhhhhhh#shigaraki tomura
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Tomura: Five years ago, I was a fucking mess.
Tomura: Now I'm a fucking mess, but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense.
#incorrect lov#looking through my enormous catalogue to find funny tomura quotes#i still dont know what happened in the manga#but this is accurate right. definitely#shigaraki tomura#i still feel bad about using the main tag for my shitposts but like i kinda have too big of a track record to change it#maybe like ilov: shigaraki tomura#thats too much work though...i cant even do one cs lesson#shimura tenko
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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.
All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?
Tomura: The last number.
#incorrect lov#in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now????#i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left#but seriously what the fuck is happening#i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS]#like WHAT#guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive#is hawks alive???#hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted#im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going#it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight#only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll#good for them soulmates#dabihawks#shigaraki tomura#shimura tenko#all for one
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