incorrect-league-of-villains
incorrect-league-of-villains
incorrect league of villains
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hawks and geten are league members no I don't take criticism | like 90% of this account’s appeal is in the tags | dead acc ill return when dabihawks becomes canon lol
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i do love med school dropout dabi HOWEVER dabi's whole thing is playing the long game. what if he becomes an extremely accomplished and knowledgable doctor purely because he knows enji doesn't trust anyone but himself and his kin so he's like. when the old man gets into trouble he's gonna ask ME to be the one supervising him. and i'm going to commit some extremely legal medical malpractice and not look like the one responsible
is it overly complicated and unnecessary. yes. was dabi perhaps influenced by a mix of toga ranting about how public health has gone to shit, twice talking about the psychology of old conservatives, and sako's student-run theater program that he directs on the side. maybe...
Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
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Sako: You okay, kid?
Dabi, lying face down on the ground: I’m sad.
Sako: Me too.
Sako: Wait no I mean - Hi sad, I’m dad.
Sako: Wait - what’s wrong?
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Hawks walking into the League's place wearing every piece of Endeavor merch he owns: Sup
Compress:...so things alright between you and Dabi?
Hawks: Yeah, perfect.
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Dabi, on the phone: Hey, uh. Can i have 1.5 million yen?
Sako: Why do you need 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: For an escape room.
Sako: What kind of escape room costs 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: :)
Sako: [hangs up] Spinner, get the VAN
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Twice: Do you like my outfit?
Dabi: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Twice: D-Dabi!
Dabi: No, I need your chair. Get up.
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Ochako: Hi, I'm Ochako! And you are?
Toga: not as straight as i thought i was, apparently
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Dabi: Watch in amazement as I flawlessly switch from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere 0.72 seconds.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
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Hawks: Taco cat backwards is still Taco Cat.
Sako: I don't know what to do with this information.
Twice: Dog food lid backwards is Dildo of God.
Sako: …I don't know what to do with this information either.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
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Dabi: I can’t fucking stand you.
Geten: You don’t have to stand, there’s a chair right there.
Dabi, sitting down: Fuck you.
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Sako: Okay, why don’t we all share something about ourselves? Tomura, you first.
Tomura: I regret a lot of things.
Dabi: I have more bags under my eyes than I do personal belongings.
Geten: I still don’t know whose skull I found.
Skeptic: I will one day erase my enemies with science.
Sako: Great bonding, everyone! We'll do this again tomorrow.
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Toga: I made a marshmallow Tomu-chan!
Toga: See? His arms are crossed because he’s upset at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. But they still love him.
Toga: Do you like it?
Tomura, choking up: It’s okay.
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oh my god i COULD write a league college au now that i am Of Age
so first of all dabi is a mechanical engineering major who works in a combustion lab and hawks is an aerodynamics engineer and they fight for the comfiest couch in the engineering library and end up falling asleep on each other because neither wanted to yield their spot
and uh oh why does dabi look kinda cute when he's asleep and why does hawks look better when he's not acting like the smartass he is
alternatively dabi is a med student and endeavor is like "dabi you NEED to be a doctor like me" and dabi is dying from organic chem
the league 100% would be the type of assholes to hide pencils around the dorm basement at 3 am and loudly fight each other to find them (because that is what Ghost Boy's friend group was doing when i said they were playing tag)
tomura is cs + game design major, toga is public health major, spinner is sociology, twice is personality psychology major, magne is physics, geten is chemistry, skeptic is electrical engineering, giran is an advisor for the business department
sako is dabi's tired combustion lab supervisor and linguistics minor and kurogiri is the bartender at the bar they all frequent + a phD student in meteorology, ujiko is the professor of mortuary science
lady nagant is a law student and chisaki is a med student
Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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Tomura, taking off Father: See this face?
Tomura: Take a good, long look.
Tomura: Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
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