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i do love med school dropout dabi HOWEVER dabi's whole thing is playing the long game. what if he becomes an extremely accomplished and knowledgable doctor purely because he knows enji doesn't trust anyone but himself and his kin so he's like. when the old man gets into trouble he's gonna ask ME to be the one supervising him. and i'm going to commit some extremely legal medical malpractice and not look like the one responsible
is it overly complicated and unnecessary. yes. was dabi perhaps influenced by a mix of toga ranting about how public health has gone to shit, twice talking about the psychology of old conservatives, and sako's student-run theater program that he directs on the side. maybe...
Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
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#bringing this back because this au gets funnier to me the longer i'm in college#i shouldve said hawks was aerophysics not aerodynamics i dont think aerodynamics major is a thing#my club president is a mechE major that works in a combustion lab so dabi is basically based off him#we were sitting on the quad yesterday and he comes up to us and he's like 'guys i need to VENT'#and in his group project he had 3 other people in his group and he did like 50% of it and he was like ok you guys do the other 50%#they're all on the doc when he goes to sleep so he thinks it'll be done by morning#he wakes up. fucking NOTHING done#so he had to skip all his classes to order them around to do things all day INCLUDING the class that the project was for LMFAOOO#and then while he was venting he got a text from them and they locked themselves out of the lab or some shit#and he was like 'well at least i feel vindicated in knowing that they're actually stupid'#'im going to make SURE they fail this course in the end of semester peer review god bless'#somehow that wasnt even the most insane thing our club was talking about yesterday#anyway that would happen to dabi. for sure. his ongoing bit would be threatening to lock people INSIDE his combustion lab#incorrect lov#dabi
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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
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Sako: You okay, kid?
Dabi, lying face down on the ground: I’m sad.
Sako: Me too.
Sako: Wait no I mean - Hi sad, I’m dad.
Sako: Wait - what’s wrong?
#posting this in honor of bnha's ending#which SUUUUUCKED for the league by the way#not naming any names but i cant believe d boy got offscreened what the fuck#incorrect lov#dabi#mr compress#sako atsuhiro
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Hawks walking into the League's place wearing every piece of Endeavor merch he owns: Sup
Compress:...so things alright between you and Dabi?
Hawks: Yeah, perfect.
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Dabi, on the phone: Hey, uh. Can i have 1.5 million yen?
Sako: Why do you need 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: For an escape room.
Sako: What kind of escape room costs 1.5 million yen?
Dabi: :)
Sako: [hangs up] Spinner, get the VAN
#incorrect lov#sako atsuhiro#mr compress#when was the last time HE appeared in the manga#was it with geten#smh i miss my morally questionable weird uncle/gone for milk dad/wine aunt/soccer mom#dabi
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Twice: Do you like my outfit?
Dabi: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Twice: D-Dabi!
Dabi: No, I need your chair. Get up.
#incorrect lov#hey remember when twice was alive#it was supposed to be hawks instead of twice but this feels like a canon interaction btwn dabi and twice#dabi#bnha twice#bubaigawara jin
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Ochako: Hi, I'm Ochako! And you are?
Toga: not as straight as i thought i was, apparently
#incorrect lov#hey remember when horikoshi made the internet explode with doomed yuri and mfs were reading all 300 chapters just to get context#what a fucking legend#it wasnt even queerbait like that was just queer and it was amazing???#like wow holy shit#toga himiko#uraraka ochako#dude what were the order of my tags before. i deadass cant remember#did i not have a consistent last name first name or vice versa ordering#helppppp
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Dabi: Watch in amazement as I flawlessly switch from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere 0.72 seconds.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
#dabi: so whose funeral are we at anyway#hawks: that’s oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭#dabi: i think there’s room in that coffin for one more
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Hawks: Taco cat backwards is still Taco Cat.
Sako: I don't know what to do with this information.
Twice: Dog food lid backwards is Dildo of God.
Sako: …I don't know what to do with this information either.
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Dabi: I know what you are.
Hawks: Say it.
Dabi: Problematic.
#picturing this in the place of dabi's black speech bubble lmfao#dabi in a kobeni scream: I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEE#hawks: NOOOOOOOOOO#dabi: what are you actually upset about that#hawks: well not as upset as i would've been if you'd revealed my tragic backstory#dabi: you'll be cancelled on twitter either way#hawks: you WISH. my oomfies would kill you#dabi: your what#dabihawks
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Dabi: I can’t fucking stand you.
Geten: You don’t have to stand, there’s a chair right there.
Dabi, sitting down: Fuck you.
#did i make a post about the geten reveal#if not. here you go#i think the beef between these two becomes a thousand times funnier when you realize that they're like super distantly related cousins#i think i had a really funny fanfic idea about the himura family trying to continue their inbreeding thing with dabi and geten#and dabi being in love with hawks and geten being in love with power are both extremely opposed to this#cant remember where i put it though ugh maybe it's on my general fandom acc#EDIT: I FOUND IT https://www.tumblr.com/azumasoroshi/715735885213220864?source=share#you have no idea how long i had to spend searching for that#went through my account and looked for geten (it was not there for some reason)#then aphro's account and looked for geten#then this account for geten#and finally went to one post about geten and found it was in april 2023 and looked through my archive for all posts in that time period#jesus christ#if anyone knows how to make my mainblog (this acc) into my sideblog and vice versa without deleting everything that would be cool
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Sako: Okay, why don’t we all share something about ourselves? Tomura, you first.
Tomura: I regret a lot of things.
Dabi: I have more bags under my eyes than I do personal belongings.
Geten: I still don’t know whose skull I found.
Skeptic: I will one day erase my enemies with science.
Sako: Great bonding, everyone! We'll do this again tomorrow.
#incorrect lov#hell is realizing gojo and geten are both white haired pretty boys with power complexes and long eyelashes that have unprocessed trauma#and realizing i was obsessed with both of them#the way khoi dao called geten an ice princess and ive seen at least 2 fics calling gojo the same thing#and also geten's name being one letter off from getou#wait geten as stsg lovechild confirmed#megumi is on one end of the stsg lovechild spectrum and geten is on the other#sorry im stsgpilled#anyway#sako atsuhiro#shigaraki tomura#dabi#geten#bnha skeptic
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Toga: I made a marshmallow Tomu-chan!
Toga: See? His arms are crossed because he’s upset at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. But they still love him.
Toga: Do you like it?
Tomura, choking up: It’s okay.
#incorrect lov#i have done more research. tomura is perfectly fine in the manga i see#im trying to figure out whether she drew a face and stick arms on a marshmallow#or if it's like an actual figurine made of marshmallows#not sure which one would be funnier#shigaraki tomura#himiko toga
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oh my god i COULD write a league college au now that i am Of Age
so first of all dabi is a mechanical engineering major who works in a combustion lab and hawks is an aerodynamics engineer and they fight for the comfiest couch in the engineering library and end up falling asleep on each other because neither wanted to yield their spot
and uh oh why does dabi look kinda cute when he's asleep and why does hawks look better when he's not acting like the smartass he is
alternatively dabi is a med student and endeavor is like "dabi you NEED to be a doctor like me" and dabi is dying from organic chem
the league 100% would be the type of assholes to hide pencils around the dorm basement at 3 am and loudly fight each other to find them (because that is what Ghost Boy's friend group was doing when i said they were playing tag)
tomura is cs + game design major, toga is public health major, spinner is sociology, twice is personality psychology major, magne is physics, geten is chemistry, skeptic is electrical engineering, giran is an advisor for the business department
sako is dabi's tired combustion lab supervisor and linguistics minor and kurogiri is the bartender at the bar they all frequent + a phD student in meteorology, ujiko is the professor of mortuary science
lady nagant is a law student and chisaki is a med student
Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
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#incorrect lov#i think this counts?#'incorrect league of villains owner why are you making an influx of bnha content after two years of radio silence'#well you see. my friend dared me to stop making satosugu content for a month#and my brain is literally going insane even though im still allowed to read fics/see art of them#so my obsessive tendencies have turned to literally anything else that i do or listen to or think about#learning japanese? obsessed. writing my book? obsessed. hamilton soundtrack? obsessed.#rereads some of my old bnha quotes on a whim? obsessed.#anything to get the itch to create stuff out of my head lmao#kaina was gonna be a med student and chisaki was gonna be criminology but chisaki is germaphobic#and like. doctors sterilize literally everything so i think he'd thrive as a med student#i mean you could associate his quirk with biochem and orgo too so like yeah he'd be great#also i realize this is like. tangentially related to the reblog but tomura is absolutely the guy switching between cs and rhythm games
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Just like to let you know that 'one of the guys that's been in the basement with me for the past four hours' is an incredibly ominous thing to read in the tags without context. Thank you, brave basement dweller 😔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
#gonna be so incredibly fr with you i have NO idea what he looked like#such is the life of college basement dwellers#existing in depraved solidarity#not incorrect quotes#there's a certain set of people who i always see in the basement#it's this one guy who ghosted me on the first day of college and his giant friend group that plays tag at 3 am#im convinced he doesnt sleep bc i walked down there at 5 am and he was looking at tiktoks with one of his friends like DUDE#and this one guy who always alternates between doing cs and playing rhythm games#and this one girl who sits on the comfy couches and vibes#and that other guy ig#usually there's a group of guys who dont understand the concept of an inside voice but they werent there that night god bless
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Tomura, taking off Father: See this face?
Tomura: Take a good, long look.
Tomura: Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.
#incorrect lov#my note was 'i feel like he's talking to chisaki'#top ten quotes that Sure Did Age#i think i know the deal of what happened with him and chisaki#and like. wow. honestly? top tier foreshadowing#cant believe bones fucking REMOVED!! THE IMPORTANT SCENES!! THAT FORESHADOWED IT#but well what else is new#shigaraki tomura
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