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Avengers as Texts I send people I know

Frankly, I have more because i am, in fact, always saying shit like this

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Boosting this from this account too.

#STANDWITHUKRAINE if it's not much can you please share this in your timeline as our country is being heavily destroyed by russians right now, my father and my friend's father stayed behind to fight and we don't know what will happen to them kindly tag 5 people to rebblog this apologies for the disturbance.

don't apologize!! im so sorry you have to go through this and i'm praying for you.

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Bucky: *literally trying to kill steve*

Steve: God he is so hot

Sam: He's LITERALLY trying to KILL YOU

Steve: He's so hot.

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Tony: Yeah, I was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink water from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like "Oh are you a thirsty little boy?" and a grown ass man sitting there was like "I guess I am." while taking a sip of his beer. Then he realized I wasn't talking to him and he looked absolutely horrified.

Steve, who knows it was Bucky: I'd fuck him.

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Omg Im alive after being dead for... Two... Years... It's because I'm UnFunny (™) how does it feel following an account who posts once in a blue moon?

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I am unfunny: anyway heres a post.

Peter, about tony: Mr. Stark is playing hard to get.

Peter: Lucky for him I'm also playing hard-to-get-rid-of

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Tony: Okay! Why are there little handprints all over this wall?

Clint, next to Peter: Why are there little handprints on the wall

Peter, whispers to Clint: Because I have little hands.

Clint: It’s because he has little hands

Peter, still whispering: also it’s stylish

Clint: also it’s stylish

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How many many bones do you want

At least one

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I didnt post this to the right account im stupid

Another one of these things!!!

The Avengers and Co. as things ive heard/participated in during rehearsal

Tony: I need you guys to get into it! Be a team!

Peter: *stomp stomp clap* We want we want-

Steve: You can’t all have a one-liner!

Clint: okay buttons! You had your time in the spotlight! Cool it.

Thor: *offers a high five and when reciprocated, quickly makes a fist*

Bruce: Are we free? We can go home now?

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Peter, in quarantine: *has a lot of time to think to himself* Is Dr. Pepper even a real doctor? Like what does he even doctor of

Flash: Big Dick Energy? More like Big WINNERGY because i STAY winning

Ned: Why is Tom Nook the only villager with a last name? Do the townsfolk have to pay extra or did he take away their rights.

MJ: *staring at the ceiling* Why didnt they make Tom Nook a pig? Everyone could call him a capitalist pig and be right.

Tony, also in the call: Are you guys all right?

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Another one of these things!!!

The Avengers and Co. as things ive heard/participated in during rehearsal

Tony: I need you guys to get into it! Be a team!

Peter: *stomp stomp clap* We want we want-

Steve: You can’t all have a one-liner!

Clint: okay buttons! You had your time in the spotlight! Cool it.

Thor: *offers a high five and when reciprocated, quickly makes a fist*

Bruce: Are we free? We can go home now?

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Sam to Bucky at some point probably: You are half machine, half pussy

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Lemme elaborate on this ok. I am a theatre student ok. I went on a Drama Club trip to watch a play called 39 Steps and overheard this argument on the bus there. It was funny at the time and still is

Tony: Im more disabled than you

Peter: I HAVE ASTHMA

Tony: IM BLIND

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Tony: Im more disabled than you

Peter: I HAVE ASTHMA

Tony: IM BLIND

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Thanos: Where is the Infinity gauntlet

Tony: Joe has it

Thanos: who's joe

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Tony: if youre nothing without the suit, you shouldnt have the suit

Peter: okay boomer

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Bucky and Thor?

Idk, im more of a stucky person myself. But honestly? Man bun bros???