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incorrect-merc · 11 months
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Bono: Nice hands, Lewis
Lewis: Uhm... thanks
Bono: I bet they would look better wrapped around my-
Shov: BIBLE! AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN.
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incorrect-merc · 11 months
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George: If Lewis finds my fan account, he'll see my thirst tweets about him and probably spray me with holy water
Valtteri: I would pay to watch that
Toto: I really hope he does
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incorrect-merc · 11 months
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Lewis: That's a pretty rock
George: Thanks, Valtteri gave it to me
Valtteri: I threw it at you
George: He's so sweet
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incorrect-merc · 11 months
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Mick: Nice top you got there, George!
Lewis: I have a name, you know
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incorrect-merc · 11 months
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George: I’m bisexual and confused
George: Not about being bisexual, I just never know what the fuck is going on
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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James: Last week, Bono was training the newbie, and when he picked up a laptop that someone left on a table, let me tell you…
James: When Bono yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?
Riki: You put your own shit back didn’t you?
James, blushing: I put my own shit back
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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George: How do I tell Lewis that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Toto: ...This is not what I had in my mind when you asked me to help you share your feelings
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Bono: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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George: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit
George: Fruits that do live up to their names?
George: Orange
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Lewis: Can I ask you for a favor?
Valtteri: I would literally die for you, but continue
Lewis: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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George: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen!
Shov: That’s a snake
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Nico, angrily pressing Lewis against a wall: WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY FOR THE NEXT RACE?!
Lewis: ...
Lewis: Are we about to kiss-
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Mick: A sprite is anything not static
George: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d
Lewis: A sprite is a fucking soda
Lewis: Toto, when can we finally give them away?!
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Susie: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Toto: Even better!
Susie: What did you-
Toto, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Nyck: You seem familiar... have I threatened you on track before?
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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lewis: i get up at five
george: lmaoo "i get up at five"
lewis: seriously, i get up at five
george: that's you? i though we had a raccoon
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incorrect-merc · 1 year
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Nyck: Who the fuck-
Stoffel: Language!
Nyck: Whom the fuck-
Stoffel: No-!
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