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Jet: *slamming the door* MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Silver: *just trying to read*

Jet: *storming in* YOU!!!

Silver: *visible fear and confusion*

Jet: Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?!

Silver: Please don’t hurt me

Jet: Have you ever heard… of a mountain chicken?

Silver: …no

Jet: What do you think it looks like?

Silver: Like a really big chicken?

Jet: THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT NO!

Jet: *showing him a picture of a mountain chicken, which is a type of frog* IT’S THIS MOTHERFUCKER

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Men's Rights

Opal: Do you think men deserve rights?

Cream:

Cream: Bing bong :)

Opal: YOU HEARD HER

Opal: "BING BONG"

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Knuckles: Does anybody have any cologne? Manic?

Manic: Nope

Manic: I'm not allowed to have cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it

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Shadow: *messing with Werehog Sonic's ears* Bloop bloop bloop bloop

Opal: Shadow!

Shadow: *pissed* What?

Opal: That... That is a predator!

Shadow: *smiling and scratching Were-Sonic's face* He's not a predator!

Opal: What are you...?

Shadow: We're blooping!

Shadow: Bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!

Sonic: *grinning stupidly* He didn't take his meds

Opal: Ohh

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Coming Out

Silver: That's right - I'm straight*!

Opal: Stop it, Silver! You're upsetting your mother!

Blaze: *sobbing* WHERE DID WE GO WRONG???

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Tails: It'll be like we're all kissing Cosmo under the disco ball

Sonic: I call first!

Sonia: Really?

Sonic: Well, if I'm gonna kiss her, I don't wanna go after any of you guys

Manic: I'll go last, I'm fine with that

Aleena: We're not kissing Cosmo!

Sonic: *banging on the table* YES WE ARE!!!

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Aleena: Did it hurt when you fell?

Jules: From what?

Jules: Heaven? Or in love?

Aleena:

Aleena: Dear...

Aleena: As much as I would love to save your ego...

Aleena: YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS-

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Glasses

Sonic: You don't have human ears, right, Gadget?

Gadget: What's a human?

Sonic: ...don't worry about it

Sonic: The point is, how are you wearing those glasses if your ears are on top of your head?

Gadget: They're glued to my face

Sonic: Oh

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Day Out

Silver: Alright, I'll be spending Mother's Day with Blaze and Opal, so don't wait up for me!

Scourge: What am I supposed to do all day while you're with your moms?

Silver: I dunno

Silver: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Scourge: *trying not to cry* Wait for you to get back

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Scourge: I told Lightning his ears turn red when he lies

Fiona: Why'd you do that?

Scourge: So I could do this

Scourge: Hey, Lightning! Do you love us?

Lightning, covering his ears: No

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Eagle One

Sonic: From now on, we shall be using codenames!

Sonic: You can address me as Eagle One!

Sonic: Amy: codename "Been There, Done That"

Sonic: Shadow is "Currently Doing That"

Sonic: *high-fiving Shadow* Opal is "It Happened Once In A Dream"

Sonic: Knuckles: codename "If I Had To Pick A Dude"

Sonic: Tails is...

Sonic: Eagle Two

Tails: Oh thank God

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Shadow: I'll be right back

Sonic: Okay

Shadow: *leaves*

Jerome: Hey

Sonic: 0_0

Jerome: Yeah, you

Jerome: If you break his heart...

Jerome: I'll cut your dick off

Shadow: I'm back

Sonic: *screams*

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Locked

Opal: We need to get through this locked door

Opal: Knuckles, give me your credit card

Knuckles: *hands her his card* Fine

Opal, pocketing it: Thanks

Opal: *to Blaze* Now, sweetie, burn it

Knuckles: Wait a second—

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Cosmo: Guess who's walking around like the biggest bitch around town

Cosmo: You wanna know why?

Cosmo: CUZ MY BOYFRIEND GOT ME ONE OF

Cosmo: *firing a taser gun* THEEEEEEEESE

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Names

Scourge: And you are...?

Opal: Selena Opalina Carmenita Juanita Lucita Margarita Ingrid Gonzales Wolf

Scourge: Selena Opalin...

Scourge: WHAT THE SHIT-

Opal: IV

Scourge: IV?!!?

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Sonic: *watching Sonia and Manic* I can't believe they're hanging out

Aleena: Maybe she'll be a good influence on him

Jules: Or maybe he'll corrupt her

Charles: It won't last

Charles: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies

Charles: Like Englishmen and Scots

Charles: Or Welshmen and Scots

Charles: Or Japanese and Scots

Charles: Or Scots and other Scots!

Charles: Damn Scots!

Charles: They ruined Scotland!

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Opal, who does not have a license: *after crashing into the fifth street sign she's passed* I'm gonna make a professional decision and let someone else drive