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Rebels as things I found around the internet pt 2

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Hera: What time is it, love?

Kanan: Time for you to pay attention to me. 

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Ezra: Hey, Sabine, you're still lesbian right?

Sabine: No, I forgot to pay my gay bill this month so they cut me off. 

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Kallus: Do I have a crush on the Lasat? No! Why would you ask that?

Lyste: ...I didn't say anything. 

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Hera: L is for the way you look at me.

Kanan: O is for the only one I see. 

Kanan and Hera, together: V is for very, very, extraordinary.

Ezra, wanting to join in: Egg. 

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Ezra: Zeb and I get along perfectly! Right, buddy?

Zeb: I've never been more stressed out in my life. 

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Kanan: Don't be so pessimistic. It'll affect team morale.

Zeb: What? And us getting blown up won't?

Kanan: Only very, very briefly. 

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Zeb: Y'know what would be hot?

Zeb: Eating food off each other's bodies.

Kallus: You didn't wash the dishes, did you?

Zeb: I did not. 

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Hera: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Kanan: Yeah, it is. 

Ezra, whispering to Sabine: Should we tell them that's a tortilla you threw at the window?

Sabine: Nah. 

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Hera: Are you okay???

Kanan: I don't like being negative-

Hera: Kanan! You're bleeding a lot! 

Kanan: I see this as an opportunity for self-improvement. 

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Ezra : Are you sure about this, Chop?

Chopper, warbling: When have I ever let you down?

Ezra: Multiple times. 

Chopper, warbling: What?

Ezra: You're very unreliable. It's the hallmark of your personality. 

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Hera, to Ezra and Zeb: Ezra! Zeb! Get over here! 

Ezra & Zeb: *desperately look to Kanan for help*

Kanan: You're on your own. 

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Ezra: I think the Ghost is haunted.

Zeb: Why?

Ezra: I keep hearing footsteps in the middle of the night.

Zeb, knowing it's just him sneaking around to get snacks: Oh wow, that's spooky.

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Chopper, chirping: I sent Ezra a "Get better soon" card.

Zeb: Did something happen to the kid?

Chopper, chirping: No, I just think he could do better. 

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Kanan: You're incredibly mature for your age.

Sabine: Thanks, it's the trauma. 

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[After narrowly escaping death]

Kallus: I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Zeb, awkwardly: Neat

[Later, in Kanan’s room]

Zeb, head in hands: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’! Who does that??

Kanan: That’s not that bad. Remember what I said when Hera confessed to me?

Zeb: Didn’t you thank her?

Kanan: I thanked her.

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Sabine: So how are you going to win Hera over?

Kanan: Uh, I just guess I'll just be myself?

Ezra: Kanan, nobody wants that.