sunoo: how come you've become nicer to me lately?
sunghoon: what do you mean?
sunoo: you're just nicer than usual.
sunghoon: i can punch you if you want
sunghoon, under his breath: future husband say what
K: call the kids, they aren't listening to me.
youngbin: i'm not their mom, K
K: just do it.
youngbin: okay guys! line up, we're going back to our dorm!
the rest of the iland kids: *immediately follows*
youngbin: no listen, LISTEN, i'm not their-
nicholas, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?
cop: get the FUCK out of MY CAR
sunoo: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?
jay: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
sunoo: all you had to do was say no.
sunoo: i will make you feel my RAGE
sunghoon: no offence, but i feel like im being threatened by a cinnamon roll.
jake: aww, there arent any stars visible today, that's sad
sunghoon: who needs stars when you're already shining brighter than one?
heeseung: it's 1 in the afternoon, just shut the fuck up
jaebeom: FOUR MONTHS.
kyungmin: what are you talking about?
nicholas: it's not that big of a deal-
jaebeom: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
jake: why is peter pan always flying?
jay: he neverlands
sunghoon: i love this joke because it never grows old
EJ: it has a nice hook
nicholas: this doesn't make sense, im lost, boys
heeseung: maybe this is why tinkerbell is always so fucking PISSED.
jay: what did you write as the place you want to go most?
geonu: space, i like the stars.
jay: you can just look at them through a telescope, how dumb
geonu: what did you write?
jay: the museum
geonu: disappointing, you should have written "the zoo". you would have blended in so well with the monkeys.
sO YOU THINK IM FUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
hi hi!!!♥ do you know any blogs that are funny and might make me smile today? sorry for bothering you~ shei
Hi sweetheart, so, a lot of my babies post funny things, honestly but the more "focused" on that I think are @incorrectenhypenquotes @incorrect-enhypen @heartseungie @incorrectiland @celestial-lasagna @enhypenmemes @enhypenthusiast @sunghoonsfangs
I'm more than sure that they will get you to smile👀👀
(Also, please, check out all the other egglings on my fixed post too! They all are really funny, sweet and original!)
sunoo: okay but what if Cinderella did baking instead of cleaning? does it make her Mozzarella?
sungchul: don't ever speak to me again.
daniel: i hate it when older people say "you're too young to be tired."
daniel: like i get it susan, you're too old to be alive but HERE WE ARE
WAIT WE REACHED A HUNDRED SUPPORTERS THANK YOU <3
heeseung: don't talk to me before my morning coffee.
jay: no one even said anything but go off i guess
heeseung: you're on thin fucking ice jay, i can and will throw a mug at your head.
K: as the oldest, i think it's better for you to lay off the fanfictions
jake: "what do you mean?" he asked with doubt in his eyes, pushing back his elegant black hair as a wisp of the wind caressed his cheek-
k: SHUT UP-
nicholas: if you guys need anything, im available 24/6.
seon: isn't it supposed to be 24/7?
nicholas: wrong, sundays are for hanbin.