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sunoo: how come you've become nicer to me lately?

sunghoon: what do you mean?

sunoo: you're just nicer than usual.

sunghoon: i can punch you if you want

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sunghoon, under his breath: future husband say what

jake: what?

sunghoon: *chokes*

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K: call the kids, they aren't listening to me.

youngbin: i'm not their mom, K

K: just do it.

youngbin: okay guys! line up, we're going back to our dorm!

the rest of the iland kids: *immediately follows*

K:

youngbin: no listen, LISTEN, i'm not their-

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nicholas, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

cop: get the FUCK out of MY CAR

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sunoo: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?

jay: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

sunoo: all you had to do was say no.

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sunoo: i will make you feel my RAGE

sunghoon: no offence, but i feel like im being threatened by a cinnamon roll.

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jake: aww, there arent any stars visible today, that's sad

sunghoon: who needs stars when you're already shining brighter than one?

heeseung: it's 1 in the afternoon, just shut the fuck up

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jaebeom: FOUR MONTHS.

kyungmin: what are you talking about?

nicholas: it's not that big of a deal-

jaebeom: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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jake: why is peter pan always flying?

jay: he neverlands

sunghoon: i love this joke because it never grows old

EJ: it has a nice hook

nicholas: this doesn't make sense, im lost, boys

heeseung: maybe this is why tinkerbell is always so fucking PISSED.

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jay: what did you write as the place you want to go most?

geonu: space, i like the stars.

jay: you can just look at them through a telescope, how dumb

geonu: what did you write?

jay: the museum

geonu: disappointing, you should have written "the zoo". you would have blended in so well with the monkeys.

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sO YOU THINK IM FUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

hi hi!!!♥ do you know any blogs that are funny and might make me smile today? sorry for bothering you~ shei

Hi sweetheart, so, a lot of my babies post funny things, honestly but the more "focused" on that I think are @incorrectenhypenquotes @incorrect-enhypen @heartseungie @incorrectiland @celestial-lasagna @enhypenmemes @enhypenthusiast @sunghoonsfangs

I'm more than sure that they will get you to smile👀👀

(Also, please, check out all the other egglings on my fixed post too! They all are really funny, sweet and original!)

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sunoo: okay but what if Cinderella did baking instead of cleaning? does it make her Mozzarella?

sungchul: don't ever speak to me again.

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daniel: i hate it when older people say "you're too young to be tired."

daniel: like i get it susan, you're too old to be alive but HERE WE ARE

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WAIT WE REACHED A HUNDRED SUPPORTERS THANK YOU <3

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heeseung: don't talk to me before my morning coffee.

jay: no one even said anything but go off i guess

heeseung: you're on thin fucking ice jay, i can and will throw a mug at your head.

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K: as the oldest, i think it's better for you to lay off the fanfictions

jake: "what do you mean?" he asked with doubt in his eyes, pushing back his elegant black hair as a wisp of the wind caressed his cheek-

k: SHUT UP-

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nicholas: if you guys need anything, im available 24/6.

seon: isn't it supposed to be 24/7?

nicholas: wrong, sundays are for hanbin.