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Teo: I am dad inside.

Teo: I meant dead.

Teo:

Teo: No I didn't.

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Simon: *kisses Marianne's cheek*

Marianne: What the fuck was that?

Simon: Affection.

Marianne: Disgusting.

Simon:

Marianne:

Marianne: Do it again.

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Kiwi: Always stay positive!

Kiwi: *falls down a flight of stairs*

Kiwi: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

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Fate: This is illegal.

Viola: I don't care~

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Sirius: Hey! Ancient being whose existence dwarfs my comprehension! EAT A DICK!

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Fate: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Tess: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Tess: It's perfume.

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Lucia: Well, where is Chanel? How can I find him?

Noe: You could become a terrible event and happen to him.

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Potato: There's no I in team but there is one in pizza.

Rowan: So you're not going to share.

Potato: I am not going to share.

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Loren: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Marianne: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Parvaneh: I have a date tonight!

Parvaneh: I wonder what I should give them...

Sirius: How about a head start?

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Houri: I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

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Artemis: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Soleil: They need adult supervision.

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Raid: Things didn't go exactly as planned, but I'm not dead, so it's a win.

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Mary-Jane: Listen here, you little CRETin--

Sirius: First of all, it's 'cree-tin'. If you're gonna insult me, at least do it properly.

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End: My vibe is like...

End: Hey... you can pour soup in my lap and I'll apologise to you...

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Naomi: For someone with such an intense need to be liked, you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

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Sirius, walking downstairs: Is something burning?

Parvaneh, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.

Sirius: Parvaneh, the toaster is on fire.