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Wwx: wise ~men~ say

Jc: oh god pls no

Nhs: only ~fools~ r u s h ~in~

Jc: im bouta rush u with this knife bestie I swear

Wwx: but I can’t help——

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Oh my god 😭 the internet strikes again 🤦‍♀️

Lan Sizhui: did you know that a horse’s teeth take up more space in its skull than its brain

Jin Ling: …oh

Lan Sizhui: what

Lan Jingyi: OH

Jin Ling: that’s why…

Lan Jingyi: that’s why master wei cAN COMMUNICATE SO WELL WITH LIL APPLE

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@pitdrop it was my understanding at the time of writing this joke that they have the similarly shaped skulls but evolved to behave differently under stress (among a lot of other things) and therefore the tooth thing would translate and it took a minute but I found the answer defending this; would you like me to send it to you? 😂

Lan Sizhui: did you know that a horse’s teeth take up more space in its skull than its brain

Jin Ling: …oh

Lan Sizhui: what

Lan Jingyi: OH

Jin Ling: that’s why…

Lan Jingyi: that’s why master wei cAN COMMUNICATE SO WELL WITH LIL APPLE

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Lan Sizhui: did you know that a horse’s teeth take up more space in its skull than its brain

Jin Ling: …oh

Lan Sizhui: what

Lan Jingyi: OH

Jin Ling: that’s why…

Lan Jingyi: that’s why master wei cAN COMMUNICATE SO WELL WITH LIL APPLE

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Jin Ling: I need an opinion

Lan Sizhui: okay

Lan JingYi: oh god

Jin Ling: I think my uncle...

Jin Ling: ....is gay

Lan Jingyi:

Lan Sizhui:

Jin Ling:

Lan Jingyi: full offense but which one

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Jin Ling: I need an opinion

Lan Sizhui: okay

Lan JingYi: oh god

Jin Ling: I think my uncle...

Jin Ling: ....is gay

Lan Jingyi:

Lan Sizhui:

Jin Ling:

Lan Jingyi: full offense but which one

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3zun

JGY: oh darling nothing gives me serotonin like—

NMJ: nothing gives me serotonin

LXC:

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Jiang Cheng: what is he doing

Lan Jingyi: getting rejected by lan wangji’s rabbit friends

Wwx: *fake crying in the middle distance*

Lan Jingyi: again

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things that totally happened on The Untamed - ep. 44

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Jin Ling: I'm not getting married

Lan Sizhui: why though

Ouyang Zizhen: are you suffering

Lan Jingyi: who hurt you

Jin Ling: no one

Jin Ling:

Jin Ling: yet

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Jin Ling: MY EYES

Lan Jingyi: who hurt u king

Jin Ling: no one

Lan Jingyi: ????

Jin Ling: I'm near sighted

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Happy pride month sweethearts 💙💙💙

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

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Wei Wuxian: I c o n i c

Wei Wuxian: masterful

Wei Wuxian: play it again

Lan Xichen: master wei... this is the 30th time..... it's tuesday...........

Wei Wuxian: my thirst cannot be quenched

Lan Qiren: it is a lovely song but we were also trying to have our weekly passive aggressive family dinner and now we're all breaking the rules and I might fucking qi deviate about it if someone doesn't make this stop immediately

Wei Wuxian: play it again bby

Lan Wangji: 😐

All of Cloud Recesses: 👀

Wei Wuxian: 😏

Lan Wangji: neway here's wangxian

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Wei Wuxian: Sizhui who allowed this you're not allowed to do that

Lan Sizhui: do what

Wei Wuxian, in tears: *gestures vaguely*

Lan Sizhui: you just gestured to all of me

Wei Wuxian: *runs away sobbing*

Lan Sizhui: I am so confused and so concerned

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying is...

Lan Wangji: hm

Lan Wangji: ...having a hard time with you no longer being 3 feet tall

Lan Sizhui: ???

Lan Wangji: or possibly dead

Lan Sizhui: ?!?!?@?!

Lan Wangji: maybe both

Lan Wangji: haven't worked out all the details

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Lan Qiren: they've been in that meeting for a while

Lan Wangji: mn

Jiang Cheng: who?

Jin GuangYao: Mingjue & Xichen

Jiang Cheng:

Lan Wangji:

Lan Qiren: ???

Jiang Cheng: ...how long have they been in there...

Jin GuangYao: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nie Huaisang:

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Jin Ling: If I have to do this for one more minute I'm gonna fucking kill myself

Ouyang Zizhen: brother ling!!!!

Jin Ling: what---

Lan Sizhui: there's no need for that 🥺 let us help you---

Jin Ling: that's not what i---

Lan Jingyi: baby NO

Jin Ling:

The Lan Juniors:

The Rabbits of Cloud Recesses:

The Goddamn Moon:

Jin Ling: ....what did you just call me....

Lan Jingyi: ....uh.....

Lan Sizhui, Ouyang Zizhen, the library attendant:

Jin Ling: ...explain yourself.....

Lan Jingyi: ...I meant it in a mean way....

Jin Ling: ...you look like you ate my uncle's congee...

What Lan Jingyi Thinks: GOD don't ruin it, okay, i s2g i meant it in the meanest way okay we are not ready to face the sexual tension i am like 2 yrs old mentally and you are a sect leader and probably younger than me or some shit okay, i really planned to just like, harass you for a good 5 more years please i need this so---

What Lan Jingyi Says: shut up and take it you fucking fetus, you goddamn mother fucking zygote

Jin Ling:

Lan Jingyi:

Jin Ling: ...fuck, okay, calm down...

Ouyang Zizhen: Damn i am so glad we cleared that one up. Whoooooo boy. That's been uh. A long time coming, huh! Do you feel better? I feel better.

Lan Jingyi: zizhen I will put rocks in your cereal

Ouyang Zizhen: uhhhh yup moving on!