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Do you ever bring your pet up to the mirror and you’re just like ‘that is you’

Fluttershy, probably

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Tirek: I’ve been through Tartarus!

Rarity: BIG DEAL

Rarity: I worked at a sunglasses kiosk at the mall for four years

Rarity: So not only have I been through Tartarus, I was assistant manager there

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Fluttershy: *while holding two puppies* I understand. Just know, you have disappointed...

Fluttershy: ...all three of us

Discord: That’s cold

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Grogar, about Tirek: Sometimes boys... need to be boys

Twilight: You do realize he did thousands of bits worth of property damage, though?

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Daybreaker: Hello Moon. You’re looking old and sickly

Nightmare Moon: So nice of you to greet us, Daybreaker. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkin-land

Daybreaker: Sticks and stones, Moon

Nightmare Moon: Describing your breakfast?

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Pinkie: So I’m just gonna grab a healthy breakfast-

Fluttershy: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Pinkie: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

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Shining: *building a dollhouse for Flurry Heart* I’m a grown stallion with stallion hooves and a stallion brain. I should be able to put together a dollhouse in less than four hours!

Shining, 4 hours later: This screw has three pointy sides AND NO WAY TO SCREW IT IN!

Shining: And here’s the wheels. WHAT KIND OF CASTLE HAS WHEELS?!?!

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Queen Chrysalis: You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free

Tirek: No, can you do that? Why doesn’t everypony just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Queen Chrysalis: I was trying to insult you

Tirek: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack

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Applejack: You need to start worrying about your own body

Applejack: When is the last time you had an apple?

Pinkie: Well, it’s my least favorite type of cake... so rarely

Pinkie: If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting

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Twilight: They were not, as the kids say, awake

Rainbow: Do you mean woke?

Twilight: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent

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Smolder: Only geniuses are able to say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.

Ocellus: No pony is going to fall for that-

Silverstream: IAMSTUPID

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Applejack: Yee Haw

Apple Bloom: Hee Yaw

Rarity: For the love of Celestia, please stop

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Twilight: Does anypony have any questions?

Pinkie: Why are clothes all different colors, but lint is always bluish-gray?

Twilight: ...I meant questions about our quest

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Rarity: Is Angel the boss of you?

Fluttershy: No

Rarity: Okay, who is the boss of you?

Fluttershy: You?

Rarity: No. YOU are the boss of you

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Anypony would be lucky to date me. I was “a pleasure to have in class”

Twilight Sparkle, probably

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*Fluttershy was sad, so her friends tried cheering her up*

Applejack: It’s okay to ask for help

Pinkie: You’re not a burden

Discord: Murder is okay

Rarity, looking at Discord and then back: ...Your feelings matter?

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Sandbar: I had a dream last night 

Sandbar: And in the dream I went to bed

Smolder: Oh my fucking Celestia