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Hello! Welcome to my new Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint blog - you can find incorrect quotes, text posts, memes and the occasional misc content. I think everyone knows what this blog is about so let's move on to the important bit.

I will talk about the novel and reference the latest webtoon chapters that may not be released on webtoon yet (especially for text posts). They'll both be tagged as 'orv spoilers'. I may go back from time to time and de-tag as time passes and they are no longer spoilers.

This blog will mostly be SFW. There might be the occasion joke that toes the line but you should be pretty safe to show it to your grandma at Thanksgiving (why should you? Trying to get your grandma to read ORV?)

I'm rather anxious and I block other blogs that post similar content. No hard feelings, I simply want to have peace of mind to know I did not 'steal' anything. If you are interested in following this blog anyway, you're welcome to circumvent the block with a different account.

Lastly, I might post jokes with romantic undertones or implications. I just do it for the bit and I support whatever pairing is funnier for the joke. Please don't read too much into it. Likewise, If you think I want to slander a character with a certain quote, chances are it was a failed attempt at humor instead. Again, please don't read too much into it.

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If Kim Dokja has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kim Dokja has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kim Dokja has only one fan, then that is me. If Kim Dokja has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

- Uriel, Great Sage, and Abyssal Black Flame Dragon

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Yoo Joonghyuk: How many kids do you have?

Kim Dokja: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Kim Dokja: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this bunch of Incarnations in Kim Dokja's Company?" Kim Dokja: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Kim Dokja: This morning Jung Heewon called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Lee Jihye shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

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Yoo Joonghyuk: *effortlessly lifting Han Sooyoung up* Han Sooyoung: Do I even weigh anything to you? Yoo Joonghyuk: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

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Persephone: Hades and I are adopting a child.

Kim Dokja: That’s gre—

Persephone: *slams adoption papers on the table*

Persephone: It’s you, sign here.

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Kim Dokja: Believe it or not, I think there are one or two people out there who, for some unknown reason, don't seem to like me.

Han Sooyoung: One or two?! I imagine half of the people in the Star Stream would like to see you dead.