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"You haven't experienced the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of capture the flag."

- Percy Jackson [to Kronos], The Last Olympian

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[about Jason and Percy talking about picking other girls]

Annabeth: Hey… Reyna. I’d pick you first.

Reyna: Of course you would. I’m awesome.

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Reyna: Fun? We can’t fight the monsters with fun.

Percy: You should try it sometime.

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Nico: This is my husband, Will.

Jason: You got married?

Annabeth: That’s awesome!

Percy: I wish your dad was here for this, but he’s busy being a big tool.

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Piper: Hey, Calypso! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be?

Calypso: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God.

Piper: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Leo?

Leo: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*

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Piper: I’m trying not to be mad at Leo, but man that guy can push my buttons.

Annabeth: Why are so mad at him?

Piper: Look, I don’t wanna talk about it. Okay?

Annabeth: Well, it just seems that…

Piper: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list by the way?

Jason: Uh, no. What’s it look like?

Piper: It’s a piece of paper and it says “Leo” on it.

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[Piper and Jason plan on watching Star Wars]

Jason: So, this is the fourth one?

Piper: No, it’s the first one, even though it says fourth.

Jason: Then, what’s the first one?

Piper: The fourth one. [Jason looks confused] You know what? Forget the movie.

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Grover: Have you been yelled at by Annabeth yet?

Percy: I’m not scared of her!

Grover: So that’s a no.

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Wtf is an FAQ and where do I find it?

http://incorrectpjoquotes.tumblr.com/about

http://incorrectpjoquotes.tumblr.com/submissionguide

FAQ = frequently asked questions 

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Percy: Are we really saving Olympus, again?

Annabeth: Yeah.

Percy: Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time Olympus savers!

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Nico: So, to get a quest, are there like trials or an interview?

Percy: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

[reaches over Nico]

Nico: [puts arm around Percy] Oh.

Percy: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.

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Percy: Thank you... What was your name again?

Ares: Ares.

Percy: Thank you, Asshole.

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Annabeth: FOR THREE MONTHS! Percy has been missing for three months and you idiots have not been able to find him!

Grover: Well, name-calling is not going to get us- [Annabeth lets out a long sentence full of profanity, all covered by a long *Bleep*]...anywhere.

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I just have to ask: is your queue lily lily queue tag a nod to The Raven Cycle books?

yea but it’s the queue tag for my personal blog. i dont really use a queue there anymore so you’ve just reminded me to turn it off!

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Frank: I guess I didn't really think of you as that kind of friend.

Leo: I'm every kind of friend. I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler, I'm Rachel, I'm... who's the dinosaur guy?

Frank: Ross, bro! Ross!

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Frank: Anybody under 5'7" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Hazel: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Lester!

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Jason: I believe in protecting women.

Piper: Thanks. From all of us.