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Tony: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Peter.

Steve: You just said it again.

Peter:

Tony: I am not a role model.

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Alexei: Are you hiding Kate from us? Are you ashamed of your parents?

Yelena: 100%

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Y/N: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Yelena: Not again!

Y/N: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Sam: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Y/N: What now?

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Kate: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Cassie: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Riri: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Kate, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Yelena: We are screwed.

Kate: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.

Yelena, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!

Kate: There you go.

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Yelena: You got a horse?

Y/N: Yeah, its name is Mayo…

Yelena:

Y/N: Mayo neighs…

Tony, in the background: What have I told you about using my credit card to buy animals?!

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Wade: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing school over our friendship.

Peter: Because I barely know you?

Wade: Fine, message received.

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Clint: Kate, what the hell were you thinking?!

Kate: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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Kate: Your hair smells like lilies. The flower of funerals.

Yelena: Worst pickup line ever.

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Yelena: You could try exercising.

Y/N: [scoffs] This is no time for jokes.

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Sam: The hospital said I’m fine.

Scott: No, you suffered a traumatic experience.

Sam: I barely remember it. I remember crashing into the wall and the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Bucky: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Sam: Then what was that siren?

Bucky: That was Scott screaming.

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Tony: I’ll never get married.

Steve: I used to think that about myself too, but now I’m married to my best friend!

Tony: … [Looks at Rhodes]

Rhodes: Don’t even think about it.

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Peter: Wade, I need you for this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.

Wade: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.

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Natasha: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Y/N conscious. Ask them questions.

Yelena: [to Y/N] What’s seven times seven?

Natasha: Stuff they know!

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Yelena: I have a friend. Let's call him Mason.

Kate: You know a gun dealer named Mason?

Yelena: He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.

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Rocket, about Gamora: She gave me that look that makes my ass leak.

Quill: I am familiar with that look.

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Kate: Is prison really that bad?

Yelena: It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible.