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Trip: Wait, so are you gay or is Skye just a bad influence?

Jemma: Yes.

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Daisy: I’ve got an idea.

Jemma: We’re not going to murder anyone.

Daisy: I don’t have any ideas.

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Jemma: You'd do that for me?

Skye: I'd do a lot of things to you.

Jemma: For, for me?

Skye: Yeah, that to.

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Daisy: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Jemma: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Daisy: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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Fitz: Simmons call your dad to come pick us up.

Jemma: Siri, call daddy please.

Siri: Calling daddy...

Daisy: Hi babe, what's up?

Jemma: ...

Fitz: ...

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Jemma: You read my diary?

Daisy: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Trip: She cried?

Jemma: Yup.

Trip: And you're sure it was because she saw your boobs for the first time? She didn't have something in her eyes?

Jemma: Correct.

Trip: I have seen her kick a man off a balcony, turn around and ask "who's next?" And you're telling me this is the same woman?

Jemma: That's what I'm telling you Trip.

Trip: ...

Skye: Hey guys, what's up?

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Skye: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Jemma: I don't have a gay cousin.

Skye: Maybe you're the gay cousin.

Jemma: ... Oh my God, I'm the gay cousin.

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Jemma: So, how's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Daisy: *not even looking up from her laptop* I don't know, how are you, Jemma?

Jemma: ...

Jemma: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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Jemma [to Daisy] : Would you like to stay for dinner?

Jemma's Mum: Would you like to stay forever?

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Jemma: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Daisy: “Which one? I can’t do both”

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via text

Daisy: A theif

Jemma: Thief?

Daisy: Theif

Jemma: I before E

Jemma: Except after C

Daisy: Thceif

Jemma: No

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Daisy: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Jemma: Ten Minutes.

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Daisy: [Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium]

Jemma: What did you think a tigershark was, Daisy?

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Daisy: Hey cutie!

Jemma: Don't cutie me ... Hi sweetie pie.

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Jemma: Am I weird?

Daisy: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.

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Daisy: Do I look straight?

Jemma: Not in the slightest.

Daisy: No, I mean my parking job.

Jemma: Oh, in that case, yes it's fine.