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is a githyanki dark urge a “real” githyanki or (funny version of this post) did bhaal just want the good good githyanki racial abilities in character creation

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Me: Oh boy! Some of my faith in humanity is restored! I sure hope no nonsense destroys it today!

People in the BG3 fandom: *want to fuck Enver Gortash unironically*

Me:

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#every time someone explains fnv it makes me want to struggle through the pain of playing an rpg more and more#i really . really . do not like dealing with numbers in games. ive TRIED playing fallout but i suck so bad#that one quote about gamers optimising the fun out of everything#except i cant figure out how to optimise shit in a lot of rpg games

Listen to me.

Listen well.

Do not bother with optimization. Do not try to min-max this bitch. Pick whatever you vibe with, perks and stats included, and fuck off into the wasteland. If you die, lower the difficulty. There's no shame in it. It's just trial and error, baby.

go for it.

I love the differences in Fallout protagonists.

Fallout 3: You’re the child of a brilliant scientist and the one destined to save the world through both your own and your father’s actions.

Fallout 4: A survivor, a literal piece of the Old World that woke up to change everything. The human equivalent of a nuke in its silo.

Meanwhile in Fallout New Vegas you’re a random fuck-off mailman who stumbled dick backward into being a warlord. What’s going on? Courier 6 doesn’t know! All they know is that a motherfucker in a checkered suit shot them and stole their poker chip and now all the Mojave will feel their wrath. Their friend group is less The Avengers and more the gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It’s amazing.

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More BG3 Quotes because God has forsaken his creations

Tav: So, how have you been?

Durge: Oh, you know, doing fine! But lately there has been a darkness growing within me.

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*At Baldur's Gate, confronting Gortash*

Durge: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Hold up, were- were we a THING?!

Gortash: *gasps* You remember dearest?!

Durge: ...Holy shit I had horrible standards.

Gortash: ...what?

Durge: *turning to Astarion* Babe, look at this. I must have had, like, rock bottom standards back in the day 'cause this is embarrassing.

Astarion: I know, darling, but you've certainly improved since then.

Gortash, fighting back tears: I'm right here you know.

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Halsin: So, enlighten me, how did you get a harem of both Karlach and Minthara?

Tav: Oh, it's not my harem. It's Minthara's.

Halsin: ...eh?

Karlach, carrying Minthara piggyback over a stream: Got you over, doll!

Minthara: Thank you, dear one. Where is the male? I require foot rubs next.

Tav: COMING DEAR!

Halsin: ...Well they seem happy?

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Jaheira: Why are Lae'zel and Shadowheart facing away from each other?

Gale: They had a fight.

Jaheira: Then why are they holding hands?

Gale: They get sad when they fight.

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*at the Temple of Bhaal*

Orin: Aw, look at it. It's mind meat is all twisted up. Have you forgotten the way home, slaughter-kin?

Durge: ...I remember it all. I remember a little girl I tried to protect from father's voice. I remember my beloved niece who I would have eviscerated the world to protect. I remember trying to shield you from the path I walked. I held you, nurtured you, I LOVED you and cursed the fate that Bhaal had given you! *chokes back tears* I wanted to SAVE you!

Orin: I DO NOT NEED SAVING!

Durge: ...No, I suppose not. *summons their staff to them* I'm going to end this, Orry. I'm going to kill you, spill your blood across this altar and then- then the world will finally be safe. From you. From US. It's time to end this Orry. I'm sorry. I love you.

Orin, tears of blood running down her cheeks: I DON'T! I HATE YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Durge: ...I'm sorry, Orry.

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

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I was inspired

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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never stab the devil in the back

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Stunning designs of Hercules and Eris.

Although I still hope that the colors on the Eris sprite are a guide for future coloring(?)

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Keanu Reeves being cast as Shadow was the best casting decision ever!!

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I have things to do but I had to contribute to the joke going around

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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

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Ough….

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JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM (2019) SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG (2005)

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the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.