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Anakin: *causes an explosion*

Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?

Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?

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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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[Before departing for a mission]

Mace Windu: One moment, Obi-Wan. Ahsoka will accompany you on your mission.

Obi-Wan: Of course! The more the merrier!

Windu: And so will Anakin.

Obi-Wan: ...Up to a point.

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Anakin: I’ve never had a friend before.

Padmé: I’ll be your friend!

Anakin:

Anakin: I’ve never had a girlfriend before.

Padmé:

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Can you do Anakin and Ashoka?

Of course!

Anakin: How stupid do you think I am?

Ahsoka: About the same level as Jar Jar.

Anakin, on the verge of tears: You fucking take that back.

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Anakin: Black Lives Matter!

Obi-Wan: Black Lives Matter

Ahsoka: Black Lives Matter!

Padmé: Black Lives Matter!

Mace Windu: Black Lives Matter!

Yoda: Matter, Black Lives!

Luke: Black Lives Matter!

Leia: Black Lives Matter!

Han: Black Lives Matter!

C-3PO: Black Lives Matter!

R2D2: Bleep Loop Meep!

Chewbacca: Blaghhh Laghhh Magh!

Rey: Black Lives Matter!

Poe: Black Lives Matter!

Finn: Black Lives Matter!

Kylo: Black Lives Matter!

Me: BLACK. LIVES. MATTER!!

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Anakin: We need to stop leaving the Younglings around the Jedi Elders. I asked Ahsoka how old she’s turning and she said, “if the Force allows me to see it, 7 in June.”

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Anakin: Are you busy?

Obi-Wan: Yes.

Anakin: Cool, so listen to this-

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Anakin: I’m getting a brain scan today.

Ahsoka: To check if you have one?

Anakin, sarcastically: Thank you so much for your concern and support.

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Anakin, laughing: I promised myself that if I didn’t become a Jedi Knight by 21, I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Ahsoka, looking scared: Well, dude, how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

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Anakin, on his communication device: Come on, what would you do if you were me?

Obi-Wan: If I was you, I would’ve killed myself years ago.

Anakin:

Anakin, tearing up: *voice cracking* Why do you even bother calling-

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Anakin: Go big or go home!

Obi-Wan, with tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Anakin. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Anakin:

Anakin: I’m going big.

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Obi-Wan: Yesterday, I heard Ahsoka ask “are you sure this is a good idea?” And Anakin saying “just trust me.”

Obi-Wan, with a traumatized look on his face: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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Anakin: Do you want a protein shake bro?

Ahsoka: Nah bro.

Anakin: Why bro?

Ahsoka: Because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro.

Anakin, on the verge of tears: Bro.

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Anakin: Obi-Wan’s mad at me and I’m not sure why.

Ahsoka: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Anakin: Yes.

Ahsoka: That’s probably it.