Eiffel: âthe reason is my mental state right nowâÂ
Lovelace: âwhat state is that?âÂ
Eiffel: ânonexistentâ
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Hilbert:Â âiâm gonna commit a WAR CRIMEâ
Renee: you arenât allowed to joke about that, you did that.Â
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Lovelace: weâre on the same wavelength of bitchâ
Lovelace goes for a high five, Jacobi gives her one
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Eiffel:Â the simp hand acts of its own accordÂ
Renee: thaT is mY HuSBAnD, its NOT SIMPING if we are MARRIED
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Eiffel: rub the smooth brains together and we might get a spark :)!
Renee: no?? we're just gonna get squeak noises?!!?!?!
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Maxwell:Â Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.
Jacobi:Â Iâm not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if youâre down.
Maxwell:Â A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go.
Hera:Â Join in if youâre girl positive but also ready to throw down.
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whoever submitted all the leverage quotes here is my hero
that... would be me (Mod Foxlass) ive never seen it, but there r some hilarious quotes from online so.... but PLEASE send me more if u wanna see more!!
on that note, Submissions are allways open and WELCOME! come share your funniest, saddest and most heartbreaking quotes and we will see what we can do :)
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Alana, watching Daniel sobbing in the bathtub at 9 am: it was easy..... low hanging fruit and all... Are you okay?
Alana, looking down at a hospitalized Daniel: I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Eiffel: At my funeral, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.
[later]
Eiffel: Nevermind, Minkowski says I canât do that.
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Renee Minkowski âYou donât know when to stop.â
Doug Eiffel âThatâs not true. I know exactly when I should stop, and then I donât.â
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COMMANDER: a reward? ill think of somethingÂ
U DA BOMB: if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
LE TOUR: I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
COMMANDER: eiFFEL NO
DAD: how did all u survive in space for scoobyâs sake.Â
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U DA BOMB: Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
[HACKER VOICE] IM IN: as long as u k u rnât getting any from me
U DA BOMB: Iâm okay w that.
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Young! Wolf 359
Renee: Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Doug: Gotta pay for college somehow...
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Eiffel: I gotta go back to the airlock, I just remembered something.
Hera: What?
Eiffel: I just remembered gravity. And the squishiness of all my manly bits.
Source: Leverage
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Minkowski: You actually expect this to work?
Eiffel: No, youâre supposed to say âWow, thatâs just crazy enough to work!â
Lovelace: Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.
Hera: [whispering to Minkowski] Thatâs his superpower.
Source: Leverage
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Minkowski: This thing safe?
Eiffel: Yeah, itâs completely safe⌠itâs just you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokinessâŚ
Minkowski: Youâre precisely why I work alone.
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Jacobi: [after losing to Kepler twice in Rock, Paper, Scissors] How do you do that?
Kepler: You have a tell.
Jacobi: IâI have a tellâŚ
Kepler: Yeah.
Jacobi: In Rock, Paper, ScissorsâŚ
Kepler: Yeah. Go!
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