Dogs are the equivalence of 2 year old kids that won’t grow up, while cats are the equivalence of teens that are stuck in the not-caring phase.
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People who complain about fruit not belonging on pizza forget that pizza sauce is fruit based.
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“I claim dis watermelon”
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The only part of a woman’s breast that causes it to be censored is the only part that men also have and don’t need censored
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Watching Tom & Jerry around the house in augmented reality would be pretty cool.
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“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
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Christmas is a year away and people already have their decorations up
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There’s a fine line between learning to cope with life’s problems and getting worn down enough to stop caring about them.
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