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I was thinking about getting into the pokemon tcg and since Cynthia is my favourite character I decided to see if there was any decks based around her and was pleasantly surprised to find a boxset of Cynthia cards and merch came out a few months ago and seems really good.

But then I noticed it was all sold out and scalpers are charging double.

So I may have to just bite the bullet and spend 80 euros to please the scalpers and praise them like.

"Wow thank you scalper! I'm definitely not planning to overthrow the government and restructure all of society so you end up on the very bottom of the social hierchy as I make sure you're buried long before you die. Forcing you deep into the earth to mine up minerals to craft weapons I'll use to hunt down your ilk that are only a fraction as deadly as the circumstances I will put you through..... And also to afford new pokemon cards. hehe nope I'd never plan on doing that scalper. Anyway see you in 6 months."

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Do you ever get the urge to spread misinformation?

Me neither. Anyway I want to play deltarune now because I had a dumb idea to tag something with deltarune ch3+4 spoilers and just say a weird theory like it's fact.

Ideally what would happen is someone who has played the recent chapters would click on my post to see the spoilers, read it and have an interaction vaguely like this

"Huh what are you talking about? I don't remember seeing that in game"

"What do you mean? It was pretty obvious. Did you miss that scene?"

"..... Oh yeah i remember now. That was so crazy"

"Yeah.... crazy"

Unfortunately I was trying to come up with theories to make seem true but I haven't played deltarune yet. So coming up with things to gaslight people over and make them feel embarrassed for missing the blatant text of the game. So now I gotta actually play deltarune to spread misinformation. This one's for you Toby!

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I have a question about wolfenstein and Judaism.

Spoilers for wolfenstein the new colossus but BJ gets his head chopped off and put on a new body. I'm pretty sure that body was lab grown so hypothetically it would have every body part, including the foreskin. And BJ is Jewish.

So does BJ have to get circumcised again or is God fine with just the first one?

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finally found a good moisturiser that doesn't pill, it's over for you bitches

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Chaos god pronouns be like:

Slaanesh (any/all) Emphasis on the all. Followers are encouraged to list all of Slaaneshes pronouns like a herald proclaiming a list of titles.

Nurgle (he/him) Someone referred to him as a he once and he just stuck with it never even considering changing them.

Tzeentch (?????) Changes every time you refer to them. It even has pronouns you never even heard of before. You are constantly left guessing yheirr current pronouns at all times.

Khorne (Khorne)

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STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here

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Every day is Cynthia day. Not a day goes by that I don't think about her. Admittedly a lot of time it's trauma. But mostly i just wanna steal her look and aura

It's her day.

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This is a beautiful redesign. Wonder if her girlfriend helps shave her head.

Cynthia redesign

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Been reading the Ciaphas Cain books recently and in "Caves of ice" he mentions that in his schola (military school I think) that the sororitas were the top team at scrumball(which is probably rugby) and they were better than like every guard regiment and the commisars because they keep getting carried away with brutalising the other team (the correct way to play rugby) And now im imagining a bunch of buff nuns in rugby uniforms absolutely demolishing everyone by tackling anyone within 3 meters of them. And also if they have an in universe version of basketball they are definitely dunking on everyone repeatedly while one of their teammates drop kicks the ankles of the enemy team. Anyway its good to know the sisters of battle are the jocks of the warhammer 40k universe. Thank you Ciaphas Cain for this revelation.

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two champions winning at life

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Extremely important question for you all.

We know Cynthia is a force to be reckoned with in a Pokemon battle. But.

How do you think she would fair in a fistfight?

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I like the idea of custodian Diantha like that and the Diantha custodes and tau Cynthia would probably have a real quick enemies to lovers bit.

But just so the power levels are one to one with their normal pokemon selves what if Cynthia through her archaeological studies finds a ctan shard and infuses her dragon mech with it and tames it. And that would make her a true champion in the wh40k universe and also ties in her archaeological background as she braves a necron tomb world.

If pokemon champion Cynthia was in warhammer 40k what faction would she be in? And more specifically what subfaction?

What space marine chapter would Cynthia be in?(Yes I know only male space marine can happen. Feel free to genderswap her for this hypothetical because that's cool too)

Would she be a custodian? She is essentially perfect and demolishes all who oppose her.

Or maybe a sister of battle. She was blessed by God after all.

Or maybe she's not even in a human faction. Maybe she's with the tau catching all the species but without the pokeballs......

Trazyn. She'd just be trazyn. Archaeologist that captures other species and deploys them in battle. I should have known it would be trazyn. He is essentially the pokemon rep in 40k.

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inspirational

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copycat

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poe poe: its impossible for anyone to leave exile, theres simply no way it can be done

cleo:

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If gayness isn't allowed this will be the greatest fumble in videogame history

i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay

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Coloring the body is finished

Now the only thing left is to draw a land shark behind her 🗿🗿🗿🗿

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