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If Yae comes home…

I’ll write Yae smut🫣🥰

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Things said and done at work throughout the week because why not…….. ft. TWST Chars.+My OCs.

Part 1/??

I want a break from planning and writing things soo, you get my everyday type convos/quotes at work that I remember… also- any TWST Staff is in place of my supervisors🧍🏾— I may, possibly, also do the characters/OCs said and done in my household.... mayybe

Warnings: slight NSFW because my friends/co-workers are unhinged in the early mornings..

Leona, lounging: Wow, you’re doing such an amazing job. That’s more than I ever see you do.

Sol, literally marking and sorting things: I literally do more work than you!

Leona, grinning: That’s what I make you think.

Ruggie, putting the things away: By sitting there and hardly picking up a thing?

Leona: Stop gaslighting me.

Sol and Ruggie: HUH!?

Floyd, holding and staring at a small but very heavy box: What happens if I throw this at Trein.

Sol: Please don’t. Because I know you’ll blame me instantly and I’m gonna have to break your dick.

Floyd, chuckling: Kinky little shit.

Dolion, excitedly pointing: OH! It’s the cum bucket!

Kairo, baffled as he is holding said object: the…… WHAT!? Why are you you calling it that!?

Dolion, now unsure how to proceed: Because….. it’s… shaped like…. A wenis?

Kairo: … It does not.

Dolion, making weird motions with his hands: and weird sloshy-slosh.

Kairo: Sloshy- Slo- Don’t talk to me for the rest of this shift.

Ace: Piss hard enough and we can be power washers.

Deuce, intrigued: We can??

Ace, becoming excited: YEAH!! But you gotta push hard, like pushing a baby!

Deuce: isn’t pushing babies painful?

Ace: for women maybe, but not guys.

Deuce, shocked: Guys push babies too!??

Ace: YEAH, THOSE SPECIAL GUYS! You know?? The uh…. What are they called? Transporters! Yeah!

Deuce: THAT’S SO COOL!

Sol, whispering to Yuu and Grim: They’re a bit confused but they got spirit.

Yuu, snorting and whispering back: It’s the thought that counts.

Azul: We could make life easier by making a deal.

Sol, intrigued: What kinda deal?

Azul, smiling: Yes.

And he walks away, leaving Sol extremely confused.

Sol: I hate it here so much…

Crowley: No you don’t ! It’s great here!

Sol: You’re only saying that to make yourself feel better…

Crowley, sighing: Yeah… A little.

Sol, minding his business and swaying his hips in place:

Idia: Why are you thrusting?

Sol, confused: I’m not? I’m trying to keep warm!

Idia: by thrusting the air??

Sol, frustrated: this is not thrusting??

Idia: IT IS!?? THIS! *terribly mimics Sols motion* IS THRUSTING.

Sol: This is a hate crime. Never do that again, you uncooked tortilla. *walks away to go work on something else*

Idia: UNCOO— WHAT!??!

Sol: Imagine being 20, that’s so old. Who manages to live that long?

Kairo: Didn’t you just turn 20?

Sol, staring directly into his eyes: I’m talking about you.

Kairo: But yo—

Sol: Shut.

Vargas: What’s good sunshine!?

Sol: sh, shh, shhhhhhh~ it’s too early for that. Go try that again on someone else. Shoo.

Vargas: But… you are sunshine? 🤔

Sol: Not today. I do not tolerate it today- I’m not masking today.

Vargas: What? Masking? Are you-

Sol: What? You hear something? I think Crewel is calling for me, BYE!

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what if- what If— if- IF- what- If what- What If—

WHAT IF I PE— What if you lost your 50/50 on scaramouche ehe

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Start posting my unhinged OCs….

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Update?

Tired and overworked. I wanna quit.

I turned 20 tho!!! But now idk what to do. I didn’t plan out this far….

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- ̗̀May I have some TWST boys with their GN!S/O who treats Grim like their baby (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠) you can choose whoever characters you wanna put! I don't mind!

My baby, our baby.

     ▸SFW.          ▸GN! Reader .          ▸Req?: Si~

៶𖥨. He knew you and Grim were close. But not as close for a parent-child bond?

៶𖥨. Albeit it just made him fall even more in love with you by how attentive and caring you are for the feline. He’s always in a daze when he Watches you and Grim interact.

៶𖥨. He even gives you tips and tricks that he has used on the others he’s raised, and it works like a charm!

Grim’s stubborn and not listening?

Lure him in with bribery and that he won’t get it until he listens fufu~

៶𖥨.Although this Fae doesn’t mind how parently you are to Grim, he does suggest that you two get alone time too.

You can literally go a day without Grim and vice versa. Please, you’ll both live! Ace and Deuce will take him- totally- he didn’t blackmail them or anything…

៶𖥨. But other than that, he does love playing family with you two~ it gives him an excuse to prep family dinners more often!.. Just- pray. Believer or not… pray and write a will while you’re at it..

⌁. Doesn’t like the sharing of attention… well, it was okay at first. But then it got to be too much.

He treats it like a competition.

And yes, you do give him plenty of attention, he’s just stubborn and greedy. He needs to understand that Grim is your baby and that’s final.

⌁. Grim is also a bit against your relationship with Floyd— that eel keeps tricking and getting him trouble!

⌁. Step dad and step child going head to head type beat.

⌁. Floyd is subtle when you’re not looking with his threats to that cat, but said cat is loud with it and points out what he’s doing only for you to turn and see Floyd busy with something and quirk a brow at Grim.

Floyd shoots a quick grin in Grim’s direction and then go back yo feigning innocence.

It don’t stop there!

⌁. Grim is laying on your lap being petted? He wants to take over.

You’re feeding Grim by hand? That’s his spot now. And in his words; sharing is caring and you agreed much to Grim’s dismay.

Bathing Grim? He tried to replace when you weren’t looking, but he just got bashed in the face with a Loofah while you sported a glowing blush and a hissing Grim blasting fireballs instead..

⌁. That was not a good idea…. This only resorted in you giving Grim more attention in comforting after what he witnessed.

Those innocent feline eyes are forever tainted.

⌁. Jade teases him about this attempt. Jade knows he could do better than this. I guess it is true that love makes you stupid.

Bah! Jade is the stupid one, he don’t know what he’s talking about.. well— maybe- just a tad?

𒀭He finds it amusing and joins in as treating Grim as his own once the two of you are official.

𒀭 He loves how caring you are to the talking feline!

𒀭 He dotes and spoils Grim like no tomorrow.

𒀭 You can’t afford the Mostro sea fish special? Did you forget who you’re married to?? Yes, you heard that right. He tells and brags to everyone about his apparent spouse and child. But Jamil is right behind him to explain that he has yet to actually get married when people look confused and panicked about missing some wedding— especially Kalim’s!

𒀭 Grim is baffled by how far Kalim takes it but has no complaints since he has an unlimited amount of tuna, new collars and anything else he could ever wantbecause of it.

𒀭 And you; absolutely embarrassed but yet, glowing in pride and happiness at your newfound title.

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Hello! if it's ok for you, can you write this but with Azul's version? he too deserve everything and I am willing to do anything for him♥️

I’ll do anything for you to see you smile.

You’ll go the lengths to make sure that he gets what he wants.

     ▸SFW.          ▸GN! Reader .          ▸Req?: Ehe~

A/N: is this much longer than it should be? Possibly… is it because I love Azul so much..? N— Next question—

𖥨• This man… he didn’t trust you?

He thinks you’re just pulling his leg when you asked him to be yours. Floyd and Jade are sus of you too. But it all comes to a halt a couple months later and the two of you are official.

But that little twinge of distrust still remains deep inside— You’re too nice.

𖥨• But listen, Azul’s business is plenty successful.

Infact, beforehand, the last 5 months before the two of you became official he had a bit of a rise. But now— it skyrocketed? He likes the money and people coming of course.. but so much students coming in every now and then? Especially the ones that would usually avoid Mostro Lounge?

Before Overblot:

𖥨• What really threw Azul(and I suppose the Tweels) off, was the amount of students coming for contracts.

The possibilities are endless to what he can obtain through these.

After overblot:

𖥨• People who just reached a certain amount of points redeem as soon as it hits the specific amount to consider a deal with Azul.

It’s a bit overwhelming, but on the inside, he’s truly happy that others aren’t as afraid to make deals and come to him willingly after everything.

Although it’s odd…. But he enjoys it- but.. *intense squinting*

𖥨• The whole time, you’ll always be praising him and his success.

His own little cheerleader.

He’s embarrassed, but appreciates it.

He does the little hide his blush behind his hand and he’s grinning like an idiot behind the hand and.. and his pretty Ceruleans twinkling with newfound happiness and love towards you.

Suspicion: FULLY CLEARED.

𖥨• He’s more accepting of the little gifts and notes of affirmations you bring him now. In his little office, he’ll carefully store each note into a journal.

He reads them when he has a particularly bad day.

𖥨• The Tweels find it odd. You. But they can’t do anything since Azul seems to be more open and fully accept the relationship you two have. If he’s “seemingly” no longer sus of you. Then they’re not sus of you. Well— Jade isn’t.. but Floyd— he wants to snoop and cause chaos.

𖥨• And that he does; he follows you throughout the day.

But nothing happens.

He’s bored.

Ew— You and Azul being cuddly and makin’ out.

Wait, no. Oho~ Azul is smiling. Like- smiling ,smiling. AND LAUGHING! AND- huh- what… what was that look you shot towards him? That look made the Floyd Leech.. feel a sense of dread. How could you know he was hiding in the bushes?!?? Maybe it was coincidence! You went back to lovin’ on Azul!

𖥨• Feels like centuries when you and Azul finally separated but now … he somehow lost—

“What are you doing?” Your voice nonchalantly pipes.

“Hah?”

“I won’t repeat myself.”

Now listen, what happened to the nice and always smiling Y/N? What is this scary lookin’ and glarin’ Y/N!?

“Ah, You’re a total Anglerfishy~!” The Eel is amused by this finding. He’s totally gonna tell Jade and Azul!

𖥨• “Hm, Floyd been missing for awhile..” Jade pointed out.

“.. He has. It’s not good for business.” Azul hummed.

“Maybe… he decided to take a spontaneous vacay.” Y/N smiled as they set down a platter of appetizers for the three.

𖥨• The Main and Vice housewardens lingered in thoughts before Y/N excitedly brought out a decent size box with the word donations prettily decorated on the front. “But lets worry about Ford later and lookie here!” They grinned. “I managed to chalk up some money for that new brewing machine you wanted, Azul! Plus some extra that you can put into savings!”

𖥨• Azul been smiling much more and subtle PDA towards you ever since.

Jade is shocked and surprised by how affectionate Azul could be.

It truly is such a blessing that you came into Azul’s life.

But…

𖥨• “YOU’RE DATING AN ANGLER FREAK!” The lounge doors slammed open with a disheveled Floyd.

𖥨• Respectfully (or disrespecrfully), the three welcomed the second Eel back and returned to cleaning up since Mostro was closed for the day.

Extra;

“You really should manage your time better, Floyd.” Azul lectured. “And stop making up such things.”

Jade tried to hide his laughter as he stood behind his boss.

Floyd is in disbelief. “It’s true! They were all ‘grr’ and wham and- and—“

Azul held up a hand and sighed, “ go get some rest, I have an important da- meeting to get to. We’ll talk later.” And he left.

“You truly are something, brother.” A strained Jade spoke up, wiping a tear away.

“Whatever, you’ll see one day… I need food right n—ow..” what? “What happened to my money?” Floyd stared at his now empty savings box.

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It’s a trauma response.

I love how 90% of you post is me. it truly shows that you love me♥️

I absolutely, 100%, love you.

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I love how 90% of you post is me. it truly shows that you love me♥️

I absolutely, 100%, love you.

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KEK

KEK YER ASS

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*turns all your baes to donuts*

This is whyyyyyyyy—

Actually… I’m not gonna give you Genesis for Nahida.

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If y’all randomly see a whole bunch of posts in a row… either sometime today or tomorrow….

It wasn’t me.

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biblically accurate jamil🧎‍♀️💛

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Bread.

Condom.

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forgot the colors and shit so lemme start again—

Arson.

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Arson.

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- ̗̀Babes, you know how addicted I am for the Tweels right? can I request the Tweels with their GN!S/O giving them a hand-made mini doll of the Tweels? (Separate and probably with both of em cause I'm a whore) been Inlove with the Tweels and their tsum-tsum. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Mf….

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Okay yeah, I’ll write about the tweels.. 🙂🥰

Just give me a while muah-kisskiss