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Hellou, I hope you're great!

This is not a request, and I don't remember if someone already asked you this, I've been thinking, what are those habits LJ has? I mean, like those things he does as an English, for example:

His accent or if he drinks tea every day at a certain hour, stuff like that that only the English do. In theory, he would also be English, something like that (?

I imagine, if he gets angry, his accent becomes too pronounced when he speaks, and no one understands him at all.

TY! ♡ ;)

Hello! :) I have actually headcanoned for a very long time that LJ speaks with a British cockney accent (click here to see my full post of accents) and I do totally agree that when he gets upset or is arguing with someone you absolutely cannot understand anything he’s saying at all.

I will also say that he IS a big tea drinker, but I don’t think he drinks it at any particular time of day. But, given the choice, he would absolutely love a freshly brewed cup of tea (most of the time he adds an obscene amount of sugar though)

Although I don’t know what other habits he might have that would be specifically English though off the top of my head, other than using British terminology for things instead of American terminology

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Slender: You borrowed a crane?

Toby and Y/N: Not exactly.

Slender: You stole a crane?!

Toby and Y/N: Exactly.

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I'm picturing something like this:

*Jason talking to Y/N trying to ask them out on a date:* Please honey, don't you think going on a date with me tonight would be absolutely wonderful for you? It would be the best night of your life.

*LJ/Candy turning to Y/N:* He says please agree to go out with him because he really likes you, or he's going to cry like an idiot all the fucking night.

Y e s. Yeah that's pretty much how it would go. And Jason would absolutely snap at them for that while you're watching in amusement, before quietly turning to you in the end and being like, "...Please. It would mean quite a great deal for you to accompany me." And of course you say yes, because how could you not after that? Jason is ECSTATIC when you say yes and so thankful, but then he also kicks the shit out of LJ and Candy for making him look like that, and then he'll thank them quietly for helping him get the date.

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Helen: Kill him.

Y/N: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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I feel like both LJ and Candy would slap Jason on the back of the head every time he tries to flirt with Y/N and ends up praising himself. I mean, Jason's inner voice is already calling him an idiot, but on the outside, LJ and Candy are like the ones in charge of making him see that he's a fool when it comes to flirting.

As his best friends, LJ and Candy are legally required to make fun of Jason every single time he does something stupid like that, especially in your relationship. They will verbally make fun of him for saying dumb things, or smack him on the back of his head if he says something especially egregious. They have to teach him how to properly flirt with you before he continues making himself look like a fool. LJ and Candy also probably translate for Jason sometimes when he's being a dork so you understand he's trying to flirt with you and not just talk himself up

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It amuses me to think that when the creeps are older, and are in a retirement home, one of the girls or boys who work there is on the way to one of the rooms to give the residents their medication, suddenly they find an elderly Jeff using his wheelchair to escape from an elderly Sully who is chasing him with his cane because Jeff ate the last low-gluten dessert.

Crying over this thought, thank you so much for putting this idea into my brain. It's so, so accurate. They'd have to be separated from each other because they're constantly causing trouble for staff

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hey aubrie! hope ur feeling well. i was just wondering if youve gotten descriptive with any of your creeps' backstories? like with their own posts for them.

I have! To an extent. I have 6 very loooonnggg full character analysis posts for 6 of the creeps (I wanna do more but they take a whole bunch of effort to write and I have not been motivated to in…… several years……) but I’ll go ahead and link you to EJ’s which has links to all the others:

I also have a general big long lore post with a summary of all their lores with that’s on my pinned post, but I’ll link ya to that too:

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One question, you said Sully developed when Liu was 5-6 years old, so...was Jeff aware of Sully's existence? Or did he find out about him much later?

It’s a sort of yes but no situation. I feel like Jeff noticed something was off pretty soon, because despite everything Liu had always been so, so incredibly kind to him, and then suddenly his kind older brother is blowing up at him and being cold to him, and then forgetting about it the next day and being kind again.

I think it was honestly thanks to Jeff that Liu even noticed Sully’s existence, but I think it took them a while to actually put the pieces together (partially due to Sully’s resistance to really communicating with Jeff). I’d say it probably took until Liu was about 10-11 before he fully realized that Sully existed, because I think the changes in behavior and Liu and Jeff really communicating about things happened very slowly. The two of them knew something was going on but didn’t know what or how to discuss it, and they certainly weren’t going to tell their parents so they never really saw a doctor about it.

Because Sully wouldn’t communicate with Jeff, I think after a few years of trying to figure out what was happening organically Liu probably started leaving notes, which Sully then started answering. It was very scary and confusing for Jeff and even Liu himself as children without any help trying to figure out why Liu was having lapses in memory and why “he” was suddenly treating Jeff poorly, but they were able to figure out that it was Sully. I also feel like Sully probably went from avoiding Jeff, to being cold, to being mean and rude to him over a slow period of time, about a year or so in itself, so that took time as well.

I mean their relationships have even slowly evolved in my mind over the last few years of me having this blog, so stuff just kinda happens gradually :p It is interesting to me how their lore and relationships (all of ‘em, not just these three) keep evolving in my brain even after all this time. They’re all somewhat different in my mind compared to when I started and sometimes I wonder if you guys notice that too

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Jeff: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Y/N: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Toby: Operation no more distractions is a go!

[Not even 10 seconds later]

Toby: Oh, look! A butterfly!

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Can I pretty please have fluffy platonic dad slender? :))))

Ty!!!

I have written so many of these and I will never tire from spreading SlenDad content <3

Makes you the best fucking birthday cake every goddamn year. This popped into my head when I got this request and listen, okay? Slender loves baking and cooking, especially for you, and I feel like every single birthday he gets to spend with you he does his best to make you the best birthday cake that he can. He'll do whatever flavor you want him to (even if it's the same every year or different every year), but the cake itself is always different. I think he tries to keep up with your hobbies and interests and he'll make you themed cakes based on those, or he'll just get funky with it and do something random. If you don't like cake, he'll do a cheesecake, or a pie, or any other dessert that you might like. Regardless of what dessert it is, he makes you the best goddamn birthday dessert that he can, every single year.

Speaking of interests, I feel like Slender would want to watch a show with you. I feel like he's been getting more into TV lately as he gets older and wants to relax more at the end of the day, and I feel like he'd love some parent-child bonding time by watching a show with you once a day or even just a few times a week. He'll always let you pick the show, and the two of you will just sit and watch it together, he loves discussing it with you, and theorizing about it with you if it's one neither of you has seen before, but he's also perfectly content to watch one of your favorites with you so that he can experience something that you love so much and learn more about you and the things you like and enjoy. He loves getting to spend time relaxing with you, and kicking back with a warm drink and some snacks at the end of the day while you guys watch an episode or two or three of something starts to become one of the things he looks forward to most.

Normally I write these for you when you're older, but now I have this thought of you as a little kid and Slender just carrying you everywhere. When you were still little and pretty small I feel like he'd either carry you around in his arms all the fucking time, because he's so absolutely tall it would be so fun and exciting for you to be that high off the ground and for you to get to see things from his point of view, and he'd have to have such a firm grip on you because you'd wiggle around and try and take in all the different views. I can also see him putting you on his shoulders and just holding your feet while he walks around to make sure you don't fall off (which is a risk because, again, you're constantly wiggling around up there), but Slender would never, ever drop you, because he wants you to feel safe and secure with him as your father. Him just sitting at his desk working and you're just perched on his shoulders, looking around his office while he works, either sitting in silence or chatting away. I think he'd tell you stories if you asked him to, and he's pretty damn good at keeping you entertained and it makes him so happy when you ask him questions in excitement and laugh and oooohhh and aaaahhhh at all the things he tells you. He just loves you so much and thinks you're the cutest thing ever so he loves having you around so he can care for you all the time. He also totally lightheartedly talks shit about the people he has to deal with in a way that is kid-friendly while you're sitting with him while he works, and it becomes one of your favorite things, you both just talking drama to each other (him with all the businessmen he deals with and you with all the annoying kids you know). It's something that remains constant as you grow up, you both having gossip sessions together all the time.

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Y/N: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Tim, thinking: 2012.

Y/N: 2012…?

Tim: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Brian out so I let him hug me.

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Question, what nicknames would Liu and Sully use for Y/N? (I mean as a couple?

I feel like Liu does the standard honey, darling, love, cutie, dearest.

Sully is probably the more adventurous one, I feel like he’d nickname you after an animal he thinks fits you, call you munchkin, stinker, pumpkin, muffin, ruler of the world and his heart, megatron. Random things.

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Y/N: How was your day, Sully?

Sully: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at work.

Y/N: Oh? And what does that mean?

Sully: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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Hii, I hope you’re doing well ^^! Maybe fluff/comfort with Jeff with an s/o who has stitches all over their body and face and they’re feeling a bit insecure about them?? if that’s okay!

I hope I did a good job on this and that you enjoy! :) I love some soft fluffy Jeff content~

Jeff understands what it feels like to be insecure about yourself. Not a day has passed in his life where he hasn't felt insecure about his body and face. It started out as the injuries that his mom would leave on him, and then it progressed to the horrible scars he gained from the night of the incident. The burn scars he obtained, the smile they forcibly carved into his face, the scar that caused him to lose his vision in his left eye, and even now, the ever-growing collection of scars he's obtained from working for Slender. Jeff is insecure about just about everything to do with his body, so when you start to feel insecure about the stitches over your skin, he understands.

Because he understands, and because he loves and adores you so much, Jeff does just about whatever he can to try and make you feel better, because he hates to see you feeling so down about yourself. The very first thing he does is express that something like stitches doesn't change who you are or how you appear to others, and he finds you incredibly attractive, and the stitches don't take away from that at all. He doesn't want you to view something like that as a negative when it's something you can't help or control about yourself, because it's not good to feel bad about something you can't change. I also think Jeff might have Liu talk with you as well, because Liu also has stitches all over himself, and he would also be able to encourage you and help you think more positively about yourself. It makes Jeff feel so happy to be able to help you feel even just a bit better, and it also makes him so happy to know that his brother can help you too because you're both all he has and it makes him feel so at peace knowing that you can all be there for each other.

Jeff definitely starts paying more attention to your general mood as well once you tell him you've been feeling insecure, and if he notices you seem to be quite down or upset, he swoops in and checks on you to make sure that you're okay. He also compliments you more frequently, at least a couple of times a day, so that you can be reminded about the good parts of yourself, rather than only focusing on the things that you personally deem to be bad. Something else I'd think he'd do, Jeff gets really happy and mushy when you gently stroke and kiss his scars to make him feel better about them, so I think that he would start doing the same for your stitches. It becomes a little relaxing ritual at the end of the day, where you kiss all over his scars, and then he kisses all over your stitches, often ending in fits of giggles from the two of you gradually growing more silly. Jeff is really good at reading the room and people's emotions, and he pays really good attention to you, making sure that you're not beating yourself up or feeling negative about your appearance. He makes sure you know that if you're ever feeling insecure about yourself you should go to him and talk to him about it, and he'll always reassure you and help you to feel better. If you can make him feel happy and confident in his own body that he's hated for so long, he'll do whatever he can to help you feel the same way in yours.

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Y/N: I feel so burnt out.

Helen: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Y/N: Are you gonna… assassinate me?

Helen: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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BEN: Why are you drinking, Y/N?

Y/N: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.

BEN, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?

Y/N: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

BEN: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!