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Y/N: I’m sorry I tried to kill you.

Jeff: It’s fine, Y/N, but next time try harder.

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Hehe helloooo I’m the same anon who asked u to pick three characters to hug/get a hug from and now I am back with another question >:3 if you could pick any of the creeps/characters u write for (multiple if you want!!) to be best friends with, who would they be, and why? Mine personally would be candy, jason, Jane and Jeff because they’re all the baddest bitches ever and I’m entirely convinced they would do anything for their besties <333 have a great day/night!

Interesting question agaaaaiiinnnn. See I would wanna be friends with all of them for varying reasons, but I’ll list the first ones that pop into my head.

My first choice would be BEN so we could game and watch anime together, but also because BEN is the big brother of the mansion and his support would be nice.

Next I would say Jeff because he’s my best boy and I love him and he’s very supportive and funny and chaotic and I feel like it would bring good vibes into my life.

I feel like I’d wanna be friends with Tim??? Which shocked me that he popped up because he’s Mr. Grump, but Tim is also a very good big brother figure and I feel like he’d be the friend I’d go to if I needed help with something or just advice and guidance in my life and I’d love very much so to pester and annoy him.

My last one would probably be Helen, because I’m also a quiet art kid, and I’d like drawing with him and asking him for art advice and I just like watching people draw and paint and I could just sit there and watch him draw for hours. I feel like I’d enjoy spending time with Helen :)

You also have a great timezone!!! Feel free to send in any other questions like this you think of, I like answering them :)

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In relation to Jason, I really would like to learn more about his past, current present, and future (if you have already come up with his future, of course). I also wonder what is the Overworld? Is it Earth or is it some kind of dimension similar to earth but not? Same question with the Underworld. Who created Jason and who did he work with in his shop? How did he care for the kids? Was it kind of like a daycare with a toyshop combined? You also mentioned that it was magical, Was it like Willy Wonka kind of magical or like Alice in Wonderland kind of magical or was it it's own kind of magical? Can you please describe it if you can? What was his personality like in his past before he suffered the system glitch? What was his mutation after the system glitch (If it's his canon true form design with the rotten arms, green eyes, and white hair, then you don't have to answer that question). Apologies, I have so many questions I would like to ask. I hope this isn't too much.

I’m not feeling super great right now so I’m gonna try and summarize your questions. The Overworld is Heaven, Earth is sort of the Middleworld, and Hell is the Underworld. Jason was made by angels to work in a combination daycare/toyshop. His job was to entertain and educate children while they were in the toyshop if their parents were busy, and they would care for any unattended children. He could play them music through the music box in his chest, and he would tell stories and jokes and craft things for the children to keep them happy. I’m not quite sure where to place the toyshop in terms of its magical ability at the moment as I haven’t given the shop itself quite a lot of thought.

Jason before the system glitch was much more cheery and joyful. He was always smiling and happy, and now he’s quite jaded and bitter about many things. He can still be cheery and joyful like that now in the right company, but I don’t think he’ll ever be the same way he was before the glitch. He’s lost his magic spark I guess you could say.

Jason hasn’t changed overall very much since the glitch. He has red hair and green eyes, and he still looks exactly as he did in the Overworld except I often picture his hands and most of the way up his arms as tainted black, fading into his pale skin, and he has quite sharp nails that are almost claws. His white haired form I use for when he’s sort of snapping/losing control due to anger or a need for more strength and power.

I hope this all makes sense! If you have more questions you may feel free to ask them

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Mrs. Rogers: Here we go. This is a picture of Toby the day he was born, and this is when he took his first step.

Y/N: Awww, look how cute you were, Toby.

Toby: Y/N, please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out!

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Are the bedrooms bigger on the inside? Like the tardis from Dr Who

Yep! The bedrooms in the mansion shift and change to be whatever size and shape the owner of the room wants it to be, so all of them could be different sizes and shapes and it wouldn't change anything about the mansion

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I really like your version of the Creepypasta characters, especially Jason and LJ. I have a question: What will happen if a child with a mature mind and understanding of sympathy decides to comfort Jason and LJ because the child understands the trauma they went through.

I’m glad you like my creeps! :)) But as for your question, it would probably be a situation similar to Sally (just without the child having Sally’s trauma), where they can tolerate it for a little bit but it just makes things worse for a little bit as well.

LJ and Jason just don’t like being around children, regardless of maturity, because all they can see right now is the trauma from their past relating to small children. I think if they were at the point where they were making progress and recovering from their trauma they would much better be able to tolerate being around a child like that, but as of right now I don’t think it would really do much to help them. LJ’s mind sort of shuts down around children and he can’t focus on anything, and Jason has internal panic attacks around them, so it wouldn’t be the greatest idea right now

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Bringing you day 10 with BEN and a GN reader for phone sex, as if I could do that kink with anyone else, it just felt fitting :p

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can i request (terror & candy) with a reader “accidentally” bringing home a baby bear? they just come out of the house and sees reader sitting on the porch with it in their lappp, a bear that TOTALLY wont eat the entire supply of bread & peanut butter. and then turn into a giant. dangerous. thing—in a few years …..🙂

What an interesting request, I hope you enjoy

Candy, upon emerging from Slender's mansion in a jolly good mood, freezes when his eyes land on you with a bear cub just sitting in your lap. His eyes then narrow, and he places his hands on his hips, his gaze flicking back and forth between you and the bear, giving you a chance to explain yourself. When you explain that you saw it all by itself, that it was just so cute and you couldn't leave it all alone, his eyes narrow even more as if that's physically possible. He'll eventually sigh and give in, saying you can keep the bear, but you have to care for it correctly, and if it ever becomes too much it's going somewhere else.

Meanwhile, Terrors has been screaming in Candy's mind this whole entire time to not take in the bear, to just let it go, and to not have to care for a creature that will inevitably become very big and strong. (Slender, for the record, was also incredibly hesitant, but a bear shockingly is not the most ridiculous thing that has ever been brought into the mansion, so he resigns himself and also says so long as you watch over it and care for it, then it's okay.) However, much like fathers who say they don't want the dog or cat and then grow to love it, Terrors is the same way. He insists on feeding the bear (as you do give it a proper diet), and holding the bear and giving it care, as he insists that you and Candy can't possibly handle caring for such a creature (he's learning at the exact same pace you and Candy are), and you have to point out that he's being incredibly soft and cute for him to begrudgingly allow you to care for the bear, out of how flustered and embarrassed he is to realize that.  

As time passes, the three of you care for the bear quite well. Slender allows you to build it an enclosure outside the mansion for it to live in with lots of space and stimulation, and you continue to raise it. As bears cannot be trained and domesticated like other animals, you do always have to be careful when interacting with it, but it has yet to cause any problems, even as it grows older. However, as the bear continues to grow older and larger, Candy refuses to let you interact with it by yourself. He does still hold the fear in the back of his mind that the bear will one day succumb to its instincts and possibly attack you, so he wants to make sure he'd be there to keep you safe. The bear receives proper care, and visits from a trained vet, so it is in good health and happiness, but it is still a wild creature. Maybe in a few more years, as it grows even older, you'll hand it off to far more educated people to care for the bear in its old age, but for now, you continue to provide it with the food and shelter it needs to be happy. It fits in well with the misfits of the mansion, and despite it being a wild animal, it does seem to feel like the bear has belonged there with you from the start.

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Y/N: Hey Toby, what’s your street name?

Toby: International Playboy.

Y/N: You live on a street named “International Playboy”?

Toby: Oh, you meant my new address.

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Y/N: It’s sweet that you care about Jeff so much, Liu.

Liu: I do. Hes my brother. And I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if something happened to him and I wasn’t at his bedside to say “I told you so”.

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Here we go, day 9 featuring mirror sex with Offender and a GN reader, please enjoy

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Would Toby be content with adoption? I'm specifically thinking, like, literally stealing a pre-teen or teenager for an abusive home.

He would for sure! While Toby really wants kids, they don’t have to be biological. He would absolutely be content to adopt, especially if it would be an instance where he’d be saving them from an abusive home. The only thing with this route which wouldn’t be a negative I suppose is he’d definitely wait a lot longer to adopt to make sure he fully fully FULLY made as much progress as he could with his own trauma from his abusive household, to make sure he could be a good parent for a child that was also raised in one

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BEN: Where’s your scary boyfriend?

Y/N: Probably doing scary boyfriend things.

Jeff: [Standing behind them and watching from a distance while holding knives]

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You know damn well that Jason is going to track your ghost down when you died 💀

Oh 100%. Death is NOT doing you part in this marriage/relationship, you picked him you’re stuck with him

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Y/N: If I died how much would you miss me?

Jason: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Day 8, Tentacles with Slender and a GN reader. There is like a content note on the work but I'll leave it here too, that this one features pretty unrealistic sex and up to triple penetration because of the tendrils. I hope you guys can enjoy it

I wanted to write a request this morning too, but I'm not feeling too well this morning, but I wanted to get this up anyway. <3

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EJ: I caught Y/N staring at me today.

Slender: Y/N? Really? Wow, they must really like you since I’ve never seen them checking anyone out before.

EJ: I don’t know if they do, but it’s nice that someone might want to know what’s under my sweater vest.

EJ: It’s another sweater vest, by the way.