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INTP: So I think that I'm going to write a book

INFP: You say this like once every 4 months

INTP: Yes but I actually did some writing this time

ENTP: is about nuclear war and mutation

INTP: well it started out that way then I got bored and couldn't figure out what kind of plot I wanted so I scrapped it

INFP: so then what is it about

INTP: the Mafia hunting down people with special abilities to make drugs

ENTP: its always mutants....

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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Hell yeah

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ENTP: you sick little freak

INTP: hmmmmm?

ENTP: this..... is what you are reading?

INTP: yeah, what of it?

ENTP: but but but

INTP: did you think I only read text books? This stuff isn't even that bad

ENTP: what would INFP think??

INTP: not much, probably, they read the same type of stuff

ENTP: they WHAT?!

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ESFJ: so when was the last time you went outside

INTP: outside of my house or like off of my property. Because I leave my house everyday to get the mail.

ESFJ: let's say the last time you drove some where that wasn't the grocery store

INTP: well I tutor for a kid on Fridays, then visit a coffee shop and read. But they've been on vacation..... So it's been 3 weeks? But if you include the store, 2.5 weeks!

ESFJ: I'm worried about you

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Intp

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ENTPs do the dumb thing immediately

INTPs think about why the thing is dumb and do it anyway 

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ESFJ: so what is it you actually do all day

INTP: fix people's stuff and build things they need

ESFJ: oh so you became a 'i can fix him' kind of person at work too.....

INTP: unless the "him" is a PaaS, then no

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INTP at the office

INTJ: sometimes I forget why I'm here

INTP: so you can help me with this puzzle

INTJ: should we be doing work?

INTP: I mean I'm just going to join all of these meetings (that could be emails) and just puzzle all day

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ENTP, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!!

INTJ: Those are Pokemon cards

ENTP, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you.

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entj: [pretends to stretch arms]

entj: [puts arm around infp]

infp: [smiles at entj]

entp: [watches entj]

entp: [looks at intj next to them]

entp: [pretends to stretch]

entp: [hits intj in the face with their elbow]

entp: [mumbles] uh oh

intj: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

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To the 30-60 regulars. I love you

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ENTP: you can't make me!

INTP: what happened to you being the social one

ENTP: too much time with you, I guess

INTP: well you are spending time with me again. I want to go to this coffee shop but I want to go alone

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INTP: hey ENTP when you are adju- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

ENTP: well you see it started like this *proceeds to ramble on for 20 minutes* and now I'm looking for my will to live

INTP: and you are looking for it in the office?? Dawg that's where most people lose it.

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INTP: bread making time!

ESFJ: wife shit right there

INTP: I know! And yet I remain unwed

ESFJ: I would legit get on my hand and knees and crawl for some homemade garlic bread.

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INTP: bread making time!

ESFJ: wife shit right there

INTP: I know! And yet I remain unwed

ESFJ: I would legit get on my hand and knees and crawl for some homemade garlic bread.

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INTP: I have a bad feeling about the male and female lead INTJ: I agree, I’m not even a fan of romance but I have to say it’s going to be a bad ending ENTJ: guys we are at a wedding