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wtf?

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And a very happy birthday to Dr. Shrunk! 

This axolotl will axolotl questions about you, but he loves teaching you how to show emotions! Bring him a tasty fruit today - he’s a very hungry lad doing his best! This retired comedian runs the town nightclub, where KK preforms on a regular basis! 

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There’s a Facebook page called Rachie’s Ratirement Home (go follow them and support a rescue) and they post a best and worst rat of the week that’s utterly hilarious! This was the best and worst of this week

One of the earliest weeks the worst rat’s reason was “just a real dickhead” and I genuinely have never related so intensely to someone describing a pet rat because that’s exactly how I talk about Tintin

She’s great and I adore Tintin but she really is a dickhead and she’s very proud of herself for it

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Everyone’s grades in school were based on how well they played Minecraft. Kids were rushing to play it and spent hours grinding. I had As and Bs in every subject except Math, in which I had a “5%”. I tried to take my Minecraft disc out and it turned into Jumanji. I woke up in a cold sweat.

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This is Nikta Esfandiari, a 14 year old Iranian protestor who was shot and killed during the recent protests against the Islamofascist regime in Iran.

RIP Nikita.

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boys will be boys.

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It's just that like... Ugh I fucking hate that all of girls who just love all other types of girls have to specify that we mean trans girls too because of stupid fucking terfs. Trans girls are real girls and terfs can go fucking die. End of discussion.

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LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

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G NOTED BY MCR THEMSELVES IN 2019. MY GOD

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What the FUCK happens in this movie

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honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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remember when marvel said endgame is gonna have lgbt characters and we were all hyped and then whoever is behind star warts said it'd have lgbt characters and we were like omg 2019 is gonna slay and then we got gay joe russo and people somehow still hoped finnpoe would happen because we're like fucking stupid as shit and then the big "lgbt characters" were two unnamed girls kissing in the background for literally 0.5 seconds before the camera cut away i just feel like we should kill d*sney

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kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

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How we all look rn giving and getting updates