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i love the world at this exact moment

@ao3org

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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

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The best part of growing older is the ever-increasing amount of people you can pull the "where's your mom at" on. Like no son I'm not having this kind of beef with you, that's beneath my dignity, but I'd like to have a word with whoever was supposed to raise you about whether they know how you're acting in public. Yeah I'm 30 and you're like 25 but that's irrelevant here.

Sure, you can stab me over it. See how much that'll help you. Send me to Hell today and I'll be having this talk with your grandma.

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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When I put my hair up I think of him

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Fishy business

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Lowkey gonna do this

🤡100 Silly OC Questions Ask Game🤪

I have really stupid thoughts about my OCs sometimes, and now you can too! Remember to send an ask to the person you reblog it from to make sure everyone gets to play!

How many full-sized pickles could they eat, if forced to eat as many as possible?

What low-stakes thing will they always get disproportionately passionate about?

Would they fist-fight someone over the last of something they want at the store?

What is their favorite PG swear word replacement? (ex: “frick” instead of “fuck”)

What song from their childhood are they never going to get over?

What terrible piece of media do they indulge in? Are they convinced it’s actually good?

What kind of prank are they most likely to get got by?

Do they make faces at babies they see in public? Are the babies enchanted or horrified?

How much money would they waste trying to get a cool prize at a claw machine game?

Do they have strong opinions on the word “moist”?

How much of the Monopoly board game could they take before flipping the table?

Do they agonize about where to put stickers, or slap them on anywhere?

What would they say is their fursona? What is it actually?

What is the worst haircut they’ve ever had?

Your character confidently turns to the audience and says, “Hey, check this out.” What are they about to fumble, and how badly?

Do women want them? Do fish fear them?

How easy is it to catch them cheating at a game?

Which side of the “pineapple on pizza” war are they on?

If they were asked to make a PowerPoint presentation on any topic, what would it be on?

What word do they misspell every time?

What non-edible thing would they totally eat if given the opportunity?

Do they get road rage?

What do they always lose, no matter how hard they try to keep track of it?

On a scale of “tiny kitten” to “middle-aged dad” how loud are their sneezes?

How do they distract themselves when forced to sit through something boring?

What video game would they spend a life-ruining amount of time playing?

What’s the dumbest way anyone has mispronounced and/or misspelled their name?

What is their least favorite form of exercise?

Do they make up excuses for their farts?

Would they ever get their tongue stuck to a frozen flag pole?

Which holiday would they abolish?

Are they any good at doing impressions of people or characters?

Which children’s cartoon would they get obsessed with?

How many books can they balance on their head?

What’s their preferred excuse for not attending an event?

Would they go outside and point enthusiastically at a natural disaster instead of sheltering?

Can they jump high enough to slap a street sign?

What kind of snacks would they sneak into a movie theater, and would they get away with it?

Be honest: do they wash their hands?

What is the most annoying thing they do?

What’s their biggest pet peeve?

Do they have games on their phone? Is anyone else allowed to play them?

Describe how hard they would fail at parkour.

Would they do numbers on Tumblr? Bonus: what’s their URL?

How would they get #cancelled on social media?

What would be their sitcom episode B-plot?

How terrified would they be walking through a haunted house?

This restaurant doesn’t have Coke. Is Pepsi okay?

Would they remember to move the frozen meat to the fridge?

What infomercial product would they be most likely to buy?

Are they susceptible to internet challenges?

Assign them a popular Vine.

Would they own a pair of Heeley’s?

How would 3 genie wishes ruin their life?

What is the perfect temperature, in their opinion? How passionate are they about it?

What are they hate-watching and why?

How broken is their phone?

Do they have strong feelings about musical theater?

Would they survive working in a customer service job? Would anyone else?

Would they survive working in an office job? Would anyone else?

Do they scream on rollercoasters? For fun or out of genuine terror?

How long would they last in a 5-star restaurant before getting kicked out?

Would they try to steal something from a museum?

How good or bad is their sense of direction?

Do they steal fries?

Are they brave enough to tell the waiter they asked for no pickles?

Would they win a dance-off?

What’s their go-to karaoke number?

How long can they last wearing the same outfit every day?

Would they win a game of beer pong?

They won the lottery! Where’s all the money going?

Have they ever tried a pet’s food, just to see if it’s really that good?

Describe their life in the style of a Chuck Tingle book title.

What would they go viral online for?

Which harmless animal activates their fight or flight instincts?

Would they fall for tourist traps while on vacation?

Are they always 15 minutes early, or 15 minutes late?

What embarrassing situation are they most likely to end up in the hospital for?

What are they most likely to have a secret shrine to?

Do they think cold showers are great or evil?

What sport are they the worst at?

How annoyed do they get when other people mess up how things are organized (or “organized”) in their space?

They’re left alone in a room with a whiteboard and ample colored markers. What happens next?

Do they feel guilty for walking around a store and leaving without buying anything? How easily would they crack under a sales pitch on the way out the door?

What do they think they’re an expert on when they really, truly aren’t?

What subject do they know a lot about that they assume everyone else also knows about?

What sorts of whimsical fridge magnets would they have?

How beat up do their clothes/shoes/etc. have to get before they finally stop wearing them?

Why are they like this? Wrong answers only.

What advice do you have for anyone saying, “I can fix them”?

Two of your WIPs are having a crossover (if you don’t have two, pick a random piece of media you like, or someone else’s WIP!). Which characters are getting along the best? Worst?

What candy are they always throwing in the trash on Halloween?

What’s the best way to beat them in a fight?

How would Bugs Bunny beat them in a fight?

Would they eat a chocolate covered cricket?

Can they open a tightly stuck jar on their own? Without breaking it?

Would they take a dozen free paint swatches from a department store, just for funsies?

There’s a massive spider making its home in the corner of their room. What’s their reaction?

Would they sneak backstage at a concert? What’s their goal?

How would they react to finding out they are a fictional character?

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I’ve officially written my fav line so far (for context this is about Kyra)

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Yesss I love reading fellow authors work:)

ughhh I need lesbian or MLM book recommendations 😭 (maybe some nonbinary and nonbinary but I’ve never seen one)

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I’m going to sit here and hide for a while. You’re welcome to join me

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Hi, I’m Katie! I’m a chronically ill, indie author, the primary source of income for my family, a former horse trainer, forever a werewolf enthusiast, and the COO for Wandering Words Media!

You can also find me on Patreon under the same name, Abalonetea, or check out my published books at the links below!

Youth Sunken: a horror novel about the fountain of youth and things that lurk in the deep!

Howl: a werewolf YA that follows three brothers in a small, southern town! 

I Drowned In The Summer of 85: a tragic romance turned ghost story, set at a summer camp.

Coaltown: a creature feature horror set in the Alaskan wilds, at Sweetwater mines. the first in a trilogy.

God Is Dead series: a four-book series with a bonus novella about possessions spreading like an infection and the potential end of the world. Check out the full collection!

100 2-Sentence Horror Stories:  This collection of 100 two-sentence horror stories delivers nightmare fuel in lightning strikes—short enough to read on your lunch break, chilling enough to haunt your dreams.

Consider swinging by my KOFI for a quick bit of support… 

Check out my KOFI SHOP…

Or you can check out this WISHLIST if you prefer! 

My current primary projects include…

How To Date A Werewolf

The Town That Ate Itself

Dead Weight 

Last Ferry Out

Below The Ice, A Mouth

Shark Park

…and getting prepped for this year’s @writeblrsummerfest!

Interested in knowing more about upcoming K. E. Koontz projects? Sign up for my mailing list HERE! 

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Or you can check out my website: fullmoonfiction.com

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Can I just say something honestly and very seriously to all you writers?

With the Internet going down the "nothing adult, no death, no nothing. Make it kid friendly" route,

Please don't ever stop making art or writing wips that are gruesome, horror, other things like that. Don't let the Internet sanitize how you wanna tell a story. Channel your rage into your art and keep going and don't give up

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I missed the announcement I wanted to announce!!!!! 🥳🥰🥳 🥹

I have a short story in the Fall into Fantasy anthology by @cloakedpress.bsky.social

Is it cosy? Yes! 🥰 Does it have an enby protag? Of course. 😌 When can you read it? 21st of September. 🥳

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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