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flipping burgers is one of the most honourable professions u can be in. literally everyone likes burgers

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i love making art

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“If I were human, I believe my response would be, ‘sashay away.’”

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im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it

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Franz Kafka, from a letter to Oskar Pollak wr. c. August 1902, featured in "Letters to Friends, Family & Editors,"

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“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

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if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

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this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

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apparently if you dont take your meds you feel worse. who knew

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I thought this was inherent but you have to care about trans people you don’t want to fuck too

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hey guys. yeah no come on in, welcome to my lair and all that. look, i’m gonna level with you guys. the Dungeon Master called me earlier, said you dummies wouldn’t stop trying to fuck the elven maiden from the quest-giver’s tavern. said you were being real annoying about it. so he ordered a total party kill. gave me full authority to use all sorts of lightning and uh. big spiders. that’s right, big spiders. so i suggest you just skedaddle on out of here

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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

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How does this keep happening to me

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“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)