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see you at basrar's!!

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia

a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”

or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”

like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother

annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america

“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”

it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying

or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath

and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast

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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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"You said WHAT?!?!"

"I told him I put rainbows on my instagram every pride mo- I was nervous okay?! Hen. Hen please stop laughing."

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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#songofthesummer

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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a message from Rahul Kohli 

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I’m gonna lose my whole mind because my sister and I decided to make BG3 self insert Tavs that are like, actually us based on the classes we’d be etc. so we got off chat for an hour and came back and I was like “I named mine a name I’ve been thinking of going by IRL for a while” and my sister was like “omg me too!” so we sent each other screenshots of our Tavs/Us and their names were Story and Saga.

of COURSE

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dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus: