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[its-weird-el]

Can you tell me about Pixies circus!!

YES!! YES I CAN!!

most information can be found from @ringmaster-pixie 's pinned post, but here's a brief no future/past spoiler summary!!

In the middle of the woods, a short drive from the remnants of Hemmae Village, a big, colorful, fantasmal (see what | did there?) circus stands. It's a circus like no other, with incredible tricks, talented performers, unbelievable special effects, and... a thirteen year old ringmaster? Wait, that can't be right. Everyone in the circus seems like they're hiding something, and everything seems too good to be true. And is that spider writing "hello" with its web?? AND WHY DOES IT HAVE AN EYE ON IT? How is any of this even possible? Better yet, how is it legal? The ringmaster and the performers seem to be close, like a family. Or at least some of them are. The others are... distant. Do they know something? If they do, doesn't seem like they like anyone very much. On the circus grounds, just by the tent, is a cozy diner. The food is great, the service is great, the eye decorations that follow you are-. The what. Anyways, this is a normal diner for a normal circus and its normal ringmaster! IT'S NOT WEIRD!! Welcome to Pixie's Fantasmal Circus!

Circus employees: Pixie, Harunii, Cordelia, Calvin, Emiko, Elisheva, mary, I think that's it??I'm stupid idk

other prominent characters as of now: A.P (Kinda), Elizabeth, rose, Nora, anord, primella, S.N., blossom, M.E., basically the whole TTSBLAD cast, star solace, Artemis, Gabriel, also probably more

H.M.: socket, roomba, anyone associated with the characters above, the authors, tfotl kinda?, yeah etc

I'm probably forgetting some details or people, but ta-da!!

@seaotterharunii we should put this on the doc

[its-weird-el]

No. Thats not what time it is. Its time for- Stop and ignore them ples !! Sorry god of weirdness that absolutely nobody likes and wants dead that i agree with!

ok.

[its-weird-el]

Heeyy.. soo in that message who are you talking about...

I'm lowkey scared...

YOU. IF YOU KILL OFF LILLI IM KILLING OFF YOU.

[its-weird-el]

are you a kissgirl

Yes! I tried to kiss a girl yesterday!

yeah and she dislocated your jaw

SHUT UP

[its-weird-el]

you know what time it is!

SPAGHETTI

[its-weird-el]

wasn’t intended for you, but if the shoe fits!~

“Dearest” Void,

You know, I thought this would be more obvious.

I DON’T like it when someone puppeteers MY puppets. I’M THE FUCKING GOD OF PUPPETS?

I’ll exorcise your ass. I trust she’ll hold up her end of the contract, so I’m holding up mine.

Get out. In case you haven’t noticed, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU.

If you’re really so powerful, then why didn’t you stop her from signing the contract? Hm~? Seems to me you may not be so powerful.

I’d watch your back if I were you.

I’m already watching, anyways.

“Love”,

3l¡z△b3th!

👁️⭐️

@rarathelesbiandevil

Also tagging @seaotterharunii because why not?

[its-weird-el]

what if two of your friends had beef 🤔 lilli and osiris... ahem..

Yeah… I don’t think Osiris actually likes me.

Her loss, if you ask me.

[its-weird-el]

Your truly a mistake in this world. Has anyone told you this?

-M

***YOU’RE

WHO’S THE MISTAKE NOW?

[its-weird-el]

oh. Screw you then.

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3

[its-weird-el]

So?? So what do I win?

YAY DINO FACTS

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3

[its-weird-el]

HE DIDNT DIE FOR NO REASON LET HIM STAY DEAD

You bring a good point…

But nah.

You’ll just have to see!~

[its-weird-el]

ugh, FINE. You’re so needy.

the one I said earlier, the “itchy yo saur”, and the flying one. Happy??

(my reflexes almost wrote “cow” instead of “one” @seaotterharunii ))

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3

[its-weird-el]

SEEMS LIKE YOU JUST DONT KNOW YOUR NUMBERS??

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3

[its-weird-el]

You said which ONE. ONE.

For a bfdi fan I expected you to be better with numbers.

Especially when she’s your profile picture. AND my author’s.

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3

[its-weird-el]

Hey heyyyyyyy so in regards of that post from 4 days ago!

I THINK BRINGING BACK MY GOAT JACOB DAVIDSON WOULD BE PEAK!

from the #1 Jacob Davidson's fan

At this point I really am considering it.

[its-weird-el]

I think "god of gossip" would be a fun title for you

YES! I love that so much actually. I think I might’ve been called that once or twice before? Better than that new “title” anyways… |/

[its-weird-el]

If you can guess which is and which one isnt a dinosaur, youuuuuu win!

No, the sizes arent accurate except for velociraptor.

If I’m picking a prize, I choose 25 eyeballs.

dimetrodon, I used to have one as a pet! |3