Me to myself: *claps hands together* Bitch
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“big boobs don’t count if you’re fat”
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
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(via theblessedone)
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tired in the streets, asleep in the sheets
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If an outgoing person is a “people person”, an outgoing goose would be a “geese goose”.
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hey mutuals do this it's fun
have a nice day
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“describe world history in a few words”
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long snoot
Strange horse eats treats ???
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@ anyone be my gf
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What happens to ants, or any bug for that matter, when they hitch rides on cars and are taken to far off places? Do they journey back? Do they know how far they are from home?
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