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itspkuwu · 8 hours
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y’all
words cannot describe how much I actually wanna beat Lee Kanker’s ass. I can feel my blood boil just thinking about that trailer trash tramp
Don’t worry the other two are fine
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itspkuwu · 20 hours
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Hot Take:
I’m mainly into Sam and Max for the TV series, not the games. Not cause of the cursing in the games or anything, just a personal preference. And no it’s NOT because of the gay stuff either, get out of here with your homophobic bull 😤
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Also Max is adorable
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itspkuwu · 2 days
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Ed Edd n Eddy are unintentionally the greatest poly throuple the world has ever seen.
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itspkuwu · 4 days
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Double D’s Sticky Notes Headcanon
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Yup. That’s right. Double D draws the heart. Not his mom. He does that for EVERY sticky note.
And as we know, he’s called “Double D” for a reason. Because his name, Eddward, has two Ds. Well guess what…
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LOOK. She only writes his name with one D. Which just makes this even sadder. His own mother can’t even remember how to spell her sons’ name correctly.
And for the final cherry on this feels cake
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Notice how THIS sticky note not only has two Ds, but isn’t a chore that has to be done. It’s a heartfelt message. When Double D cries, he has no choice but the comfort himself. And this is how he does it. HE wrote this specific sticky note. Not his mom. And he just tried to lie to himself to dry his own tears.
And yes, this is connected to my headcanon about why he wears that beanie, which I will explain now for those who haven’t seen it.
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The text in the picture above is a tad outdated, so here’s the undated explanation:
There’s a big red and purple scar under Double D’s hat. When he was extremely little, probably just a few weeks before reaching 2, his curiosity found him in the middle of a dodgeball game with much older kids who teased him for being bad at the game. Later on, Double D built a machine that would launch dodgeballs like rapid fire. He met those same kids and again and used his invention in the next game. Something went wrong, and he, along with the other kids there were sent to the hospital, leaving him with the scar. His parents were utterly ashamed of his actions. The young genius they were raising had turned out to be a monster. Thus, they thought it was better to move to Peach Creek to try and leave this tragic event in their lives behind. Poor Double D is constantly reminded of the guilt whenever his hat is removed. And his parents, now distant and somewhat afraid of their son, community with him through sticky notes.
And yes, his mother stopped rubbing his feet with oil after the incident.
She spent the most time with Double D when he was a baby, and before the incident, they were as close as a strict business woman and a genius baby could be. She and his father raised him to do better for the world, but after that dodgeball game… they viewed their son as a failure. The two went on to get extra longer job shifts to intentionally avoid almost all forms of contact. And knowing that “Eddward” was responsible enough to fend for himself, they began to communicate with him through sticky notes, leaving him to look after their new house in the cul de sac.
Yeah… his parents kinda suck… but at least he met Ed and Eddy shortly after the move :)
Lemme known y’all thoughts!!
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itspkuwu · 8 days
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I’m sorry but this is the only thing I can imagine when I hear this song-
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itspkuwu · 8 days
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welp im screwed
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itspkuwu · 11 days
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itspkuwu · 13 days
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ok so why are we stabbing people
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itspkuwu · 14 days
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Happy Pi Day! 🥧
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itspkuwu · 14 days
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HANK SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ONE THAT SHOWED CONNOR HE COULD BE MORE THAN A MACHINE. NOT MARKUS. EFF MARKUS.
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itspkuwu · 18 days
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EEnE as vines 2
The sequel you’ve all been waiting for!
Here’s the first one
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itspkuwu · 21 days
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I’m depressed rn haha fun
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itspkuwu · 21 days
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THEY REALLY DONE PUT THEM IN THE JAR
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itspkuwu · 22 days
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*regrets nothing*
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itspkuwu · 22 days
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@peachcreekhustler @remitergel Since people apparently want to know my vision of this paring, I decided to share my reasons. :) Remember the end of Big Picture Show? Jonny becomes the new outcast. And I’ve always considered May an outcast herself. They would most likely be able to relate to each other. If they ever were able to communicate properly, I feel like they’d really hit it off. Not to mention they’re both weirdos.
And remember when May and her sisters were on “holidays”? She found Plank and used him as a backscratcher. So clearly she finds something positive out of the piece of wood as well. And Jonny is pretty creative to consider said piece of wood to be alive and take him seriously. Well, May is creative too! That cute little Valentine’s Day card she made for Ed proved it. Just for her to be heartbroken later on… but I imagine that Lee was able to brainwash ahem convinces her sister that Ed is still her boyfriend. Without Lee, maybe she’d be seeking out someone else. May is the most individualistic after all. And although I don’t see them actually getting married or anything, I can imagine Jonny having a weird little crush on her. May could even help him turn back to the good side, seeing as how sweet she can be.
So yeah, that’s my explanation. Maybe it’ll take of idk,
also if you wanna know why I crossed out the word “brainwash” when talking about Lee, go read my EEnE headcanons and EEnE characters ranked posts and read about Lee. Yeah…my theories are pretty out there… but I still think they make sense.
okay… EEnE fanbase… here me out… May Kanker x Jonny ?????????????????
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itspkuwu · 22 days
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ARE THESE THE CUPCAKES OF FORGIVENESS?????????????
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itspkuwu · 23 days
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Rule 34 is like a train wreck. It’s so horrible and disgusting and yet I can’t look away. AND IM ASEXUAL AS HELL.
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