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i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
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replace "hates pink puffballs" with "women" not so funny now is it
meta knight hates pink women
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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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mario is going to spin the wheel and dox whoever it lands on
YOSHI lives on YOSHI'S ISLAND
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ok this dni has me sobbing
proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list
this person doesn’t know what they are
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
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#lrr#never occurred to me how fucking weird the blue skidoo bits were#adam is right and he should say it
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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”
and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”
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