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Chris: Clarisse always talks in her sleep. She’s adorable

Clarisse, mumbling aggressively: fight me… motherfucker…die… square up bitch… I think the fuck not…

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Chiron: Percy and Annabeth's wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Grover: Took about that long to happen.

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PERCY JACKSON → HAZEL LEVESQUE

↳I thought Hazel might fly at him and rip his skull off with her bare hands. Her rage was so palpable I could smell it like an approaching storm. Wait…I did smell an approaching storm, along with other forest scents: pine needles, morning dew on wildflowers, the breath of hunting dogs.

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Leo: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly? The Seven: Annabeth: Please don’t thr- Leo: *yeets the butter across the room*

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Calypso: Sarcasm doesn’t become you

Leo: Maybe not, but it does sustain me

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magnus: i've learned some very valuable lessons along the way

alex: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of what you should have learned

magnus: death isn't real and i'm basically god

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Annabeth: We need to move

Percy: Why? Did a monster attack??

Annabeth: No. I saw a really big spider

Percy:

Annabeth: I think it had a gun

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Will: So where are you from? Heaven??

Nico: That’s right, I’m a ghost. I died years ago, kinda like that pick-up line

Will:

Will: So... pick you up at 8???

Nico, sighing: yeah...

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Annabeth: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are

Annabeth: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t

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Percy: i have a plan

Grover: does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Percy: i said i have a plan, not a miracle

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Thalia: no, all of you misunderstood me.

Thalia: I’m not calling Reyna ‘babe’ as in short for ‘baby.’ I’m calling her ‘beyb’ as in short for ‘beyblade, let it rip.’

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Meg: the best part of the oreo is the black cookie parts, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Lester: darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Meg: yo Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie

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Annabeth, after she said she won’t join the Hunters of Artemis partly because of her loyalty to Percy: Thalia sent me a get better soon card

Percy: aw, that’s sweet!

Annabeth: it’s not to do with me holding up the sky or anything. She just thinks I could do better.

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Is it bad that I thought he was right...

Annabeth: If you say anything stupid I will shut your mouth with my mouth.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: crocodiles are amphibians

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believe what-ever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. being a half-blood is dangerous. it’s scary. most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.

happy birthday, roxy! ♡ [@roxyhorrcr]

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A team that gets scared together wins together

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Percy: yes or no, I’m the subject of a huge prophecy that could determine the fate of the world

Chiron and Annabeth: