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this is so fucking funny I love sharks

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I’m obsessed with this art by @shoomlah .

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It's the third time I read a fanfic where Crowley destroys his plants out of rage, and that actually had me thinking

Yes, he is hard on them. He yells, and the threatens and, well, "makes them go away"

But most of us must know by now that, every time he takes a plant away, he keeps it on the side until he gives it to his neighbor. It's canon, I'm not making that up. He never truly hurts the plants. Puts the fear of Crowley into them? Yes. Terrifies them? Absolutely. But physically hurt? I don't see it. He is way too soft for that, even in a fit of rage

The plants are, unconsciously, a mirror of himself. When he terrorizes the plants, he is reliving his trauma of not being good enough for Heaven and being tossed out like he was broken and useless over and over again

He treats the plants like Heaven and God treated him, and yet, he never truly destroys them or throws them in the trash for being disobedient or imperfect. That's a step too far. Instead, he finds them a new home. Some place better. Some place he wishes he also had found. And maybe he already did: Earth, with Aziraphale

Alas, all this to say: destroying the plants, even with his rage goggles on, it's not very him

Destroying furniture? Throwing shit at the walls? Screaming? Sure, I can see that.

So far, we've mostly seen a very controlled type of rage from Crowley, mainly aimed at Gabriel in season 2. The only scene of actually explosive active rage we see is the one where he, well... explodes in the middle of Soho

And even that was very controlled, if you think about it. He just lets it all out at once, and then the rage is gone, only the low-key depression (over fighting with bae) remaining

So, yeah, realistically, I can kinda see him breaking stuff if he is at the very end of his rope and with no other way to decompress but never ever hurting his plants. Au contraire, I believe he would turn to the plants when he comes out of the high of being furious in search of some quiet comfort

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Once more with feeling...

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We know what we'll be doing for the next 95 minutes. 🎶

For the full ineffable experience ➡ [https://youtu.be/GCGF7ONpLmY]

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OMG YOU GUYS—there is a perfumery with an entire section of @neil-gaiman perfume (and a whole category of Good Omens, and yes, Crowley and Aziraphale have their own scents).

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Back on the bench

And again, and again…

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Hello Mr Gaiman,

I made this flip-book stop motion animation of Crowley’s swagger!

I hope you don’t mind my defacing of your book, it was for a good cause-

(Now my new goal is to get this copy signed, if you’re ever in London)

That's incredible.

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*gigglesnort*

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Staged promo photos. Oh look at them, they are GLORIOUS! I love them :) ❤.

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Staged - Clapperboard Hands

When your actors are also your camera operators and sound people and set designers and props masters and more… and they slate the scenes with a clap.

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👀

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:’(

when true love’s kiss fails. when it doesn’t mean anything. when it means everything but it’s too late anyway. when it’s not enough. when it can’t change what you've already set in motion. i forgive you. don't bother. neil gaiman i am in your WALLS

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they made their own stupid hell on earth.

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a longing.

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the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick