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BUT OF COURSE THAT IS TOO TRADITIONAL FOR AN ADVANCED THINKER LIKE YOU

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Wealth test

If I were a rich man I’d:

a) build a big, tall house with rooms by the dozen

b) fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks

c) ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

d) all of the above

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Filed under: reasons that Fiddler on the Roof is one of my favorite movies of all time

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i arrive in anatevka

me: underfed, overworked

everyone i meet: known

someone: should have set a match to this place years ago

nothing much: left

sabbath: so sweet

dick: out

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perchik:  i hate rich people

tevye:  i don’t please donate to my PayPal

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Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as…  as a fiddler on the roof!

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me

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alexander hamilton | empty theatre

*wear headphones

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“That’s What You Call a Dream” — Melissa van der Schyff, Bonnie & Clyde (closing performance, December 30, 2011)

“just an ordinary life, easy days and quiet nights, lazy walks beside a stream, now that’s what you call a dream…”

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End-of-year mutuals list 2015

Hello!

As 2015 comes to an end, I’d like to thank all of my mutuals (and followers!) for sticking with me. IN honor of celebration, here is my mutuals list. If your name is bolded, that means that we’re close friends/mutuals. Again, thank you all for sticking with me throughout this year. It sucked for me, but I hope it did something for you all. I hope some of you came to terms with your gender, sexuality, and who you are as a person whole. Relationships may have ended this year, but leave them in 2015 so you can start fresh ones on 2016. Happy New Year!

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@alegriavida | @angelwondrland | @anightmareonelmstreet | @annapantsu | @anya-thebrave | @aqueenofisolation | @arnoldcuningham | @avacaodosatlaw | @bisexualbuckbarnes | @broadwaypunk | @buhlieveit | @bullfroginlove | @cartoongalpals | @casket-of-stars | @christine-daaae | @cing123 | @country-crocs | @discount-de-chagny | @divadaae | @eileen-mk | @flaviamarquesart | @frauleinsallybowles | @gallowick | @harvestlight441 | @hisvoicefilledmyspirit | @hooloovoo-moon | @jackfuckingkelly | @johnlaurenspants | @jonnyburgers | @killemdillem | @labyrinthphanlivingafacade | @lawliet-neko42 | @lazyawesome-funny-dude | @lilyscraven | @littleblondesoprano | @lonewizzy | @lovethybooty | @mewwt | @mickeysphilharmagic | @namelessphan | @not-another-chandelier | @notsteveblade | @ohmontagues | @onceandfutureloser | @phantom-violinist | @phanwolf | @pitifulcreature-of-darkness | @red-hot-snili-pepe | @rillyroo | @scarlet-stalking-abroad | @singingskeleton | @soundofsondheim | @stainedglassvisionary | @svveet-honey-bee | @tesstheshippingqueen | @theimpossiblebelle | @the-majestic-crystallion | @the-musical-theatre-nerd | @thephantomsangel | @therealdealvicomte | @thesaltysocialist | @umcat | @writinginstars | @wizardfrenchfries | @yabitcholdmanjenkins

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me as a parent

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Who would have thought that a waitress from Rowena

Would have had the balls to bust me out

With my old .45…

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watch what happens (reprise)

jack: here's what i think, joe's a jerk. he's a rattlesnake.

davey: you're right! and you know why a snake starts to rattle?

jack: no, why?

davey: 'cause he's scared.

jack: that's a really neat snake fact dave

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Laura Osnes in 2015

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Disney swap | by Dylan Bonner

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