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why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

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Cranky Brain-Rot Thot about Kerry

How is it that in the year of 2025 there are STILL people who insist that Kerry doesn't give a damn about male V?

If you don't vibe with him, then that's one thing. But to say 'he doesn't appear to care about V' or 'he just wants Johnny' has got to be the most annoyingly absurd thing to say. Just admit you didn't pay attention during his gigs. Maybe at first it's about Johnny, but after the concert he mentions Johnny less and less, and appears to be more into V. On the terrace at Dark Matter when V kisses him and he asks if Johnny is present, his response to V when he asks if it matters is a damn good indicator that it's not about Johnny anymore. On the yacht, he barely mentions Johnny and talks about how it's V who inspired him to get back into his creative flow. After the trashing of and fucking on the yacht, Kerry sends the most cringe texts that only someone who's head over heels would send V. Zero mention of Johnny. In The Sun ending, he admits he cares about V and doesn't want him to die. In The Star, he makes it clear that he cares but he's scared of leaving Night City and even more scared of having to come back alone if they don't find a cure. In The Devil ending, he's wants to try to get V out of the space station and in The Tower he's the ONLY love interest who appears to still be with V, just not in the physical sense.

But sure, he doesn't care and only wants Johnny....

At this point I'm just blocking people with this dumbassery of takes. I'm cranky.

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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Listening to dragon age 2 banter compilations is all fun and games until you listen to the Anders ones. Experience a speed run of how seven years in Kirkwall watching mage oppression broke that mans spirit into a thousand shards.

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This is my first DA2 playthrough romancing Anders and he has a lethal amount of insane pussy. Zero rizz and zero chill. Rebel without a cat. Incurably a dork. You show the slightest bit of interest and he's ophelia swooning into your arms waxing poetic about the end of the world. He's blonde. He's deranged. He is 100percent right about the mage revolution. His ability tree has skills like VENGEANCE and MARTYR and he has big brown eyes that belong on a baby cow. The DA dev team created a man so wonderfully broken and fumbled him so badly. If you hate Anders I'm going to assume you're fascist. No there is no nuance.

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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

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One aspect of Handers romance that I can't stop thinking about is how all the losses we see Hawke experience are brutal and quick.

One of the twins and Leandra, Fenris and Isabella, they just disappear from Hawke's life in one heartbreaking moment, but with Anders it's different, with Anders it's a prolonged agony as he slowly starts to distance himself from Hawke, becoming more and more closed off until the Chantry happens.

Did Hawke sense that they were losing him?

How soon did they realize it?

How hard did they try to repair their relationship?

What was on their mind?

Was there a moment, right before the Chantry went boom, when Anders became more affectionate again?

How often did Hawke look at him sleeping or eating or fighting or coming and think, "I'm losing him, I'm losing him, it's my fault, I'm losing him"?

Anyway, welcome to my own personal hell.

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*Friends' theme song starts playing*

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My V and Kerry because i love them and i have a huge Cyberpunk obsession!!!

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i edited this together in 2 minutes.

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Here’s something I’ve been working cuz I played the original Mass Effect trilogy again and I’m coping (I’m not 😭😭😭) also I’ve been listening to this song by Linkin Park and it fits so well iykyk 😪

This isn’t officially finished, but I thought I’d share it half done cuz I slapped some random colors on there and I thought it was cool lmao ✌️😏

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fuck you

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.