nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
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i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention
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they’re minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself
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“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️
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🕸️👻🎃✨ Trick or Treat! ✨🎃👻🕸️
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Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.
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Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.
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licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so
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sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about
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sitting around wasting my 20s while thinking about how i sat around and wasted my teens
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